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My unmotivated ass strikes again with... another shitpost!!!

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Amphibia as text posts pt2!!

These are the ones I made before s3b (and then forgot to post XD)

These are the ones I made today heh

I ADORE these. The THINK part especially is KILLING me because I genuinely loved that theme LMAOOOO

tdp season 6 shitpost doodles

I CAN’T I LOVE THIS SERIES SO MUCH HELP

First Day

Rating: Gen, General Audiences

Part 5 of Camila is Hunter’s Mom Now

Hunter goes to a full human school for the first time. It goes about as well as you might expect.

Ao3

“Okay. You ready?”

Hunter nodded, tugging his hood up. “Ready.”

Luz held up a finger. “Remember! Teenagers are ruthless. They are the most dangerous creatures on the planet. If you show any weakness or fear, they will tear you apart.”

That, he could work with. “I can handle that—sounds just like the coven.”

Luz grabbed his face, staring him in the eye. “No! It is not like the coven! Teenagers are much, much, much worse than Kikimora. They will prey on all of your insecurities and ruin you. And you can’t win by being good at everything and becoming a teacher’s favorite. That will just make them hate you, you will not become high-ranking to them.”

Vee rolled her eyes, gently shooing her sister away. “Luz, quit that.” She took Hunter’s hand. “Hunter. They’re not so bad. Just… be yourself, and people like you will find you.”

Hunter peered around her at Luz, who shook her head, mouthing “bad idea.”

Yeah, she’d spent more time in the human realm, she probably knew what she was talking about. Worse than Kikimora. And being good at things wouldn’t give him any power. Great.

Keep reading

Darcy with long hair >>>>

OH YEY!!! Ty!!!!

The lab rat duo (affectionate)

This is based on the first part of ch2 from my Enemy Endlings fic!! I was tempted to do a more dynamic scene, but I hadn’t finished a drawing in a while, so I didn’t wanna push myself XD.

If you’re interested in basilisk/grimwalker hostility, here’s the fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49109416

Incorrect Darcy Quotes :3

This post turned out so long tf XD

Darcy: Slash gamemode creative.

Sasha: Dude, this isn't Min-

Darcy: *starts levitating*

Andrias: I need life advice.

Darcy, sipping Gatorade and eating cookie dough: You came to the right people.

Andrias: Why are you late?

Darcy: A technical error occurred, causing an unexpectedly long bout of unconsciousness.

Andrias: Overslept?

Darcy: Overslept.

Andrias: I feel so burnt out.

Darcy: Don’t worry, it'll be over soon.

Andrias: Are you gonna... assassinate me?

Darcy: Well not if you’re expecting it.

Darcy: Something’s off.

Andrias: Maybe you’ve finally developed human emotions and feel bad for hurting people.

Darcy: No, but that’s funny.

Darcy: Andrias, we tried things your way.

Andrias: No, we didn't.

Darcy: We did it in our head and it didn't work.

Andrias: You read my diary?

Darcy: At first we did not know it was your diary. We thought it was a very sad handwritten book.

Darcy: Marcy is 39 cheetos tall.

Andrias: Why... are you measuring your height in cheetos?

Darcy: Because we're out of doritos.

Olivia: Let me see what you have!

Darcy: A SCYTHE!

Olivia: NO!

Olivia, about Darcy: They're covered in blood again. Why is it they're always covered in blood?

Andrias: Well, it looks like it's their own blood this time.

Anne: Marcy, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power!

Darcy: Well of course we have.

Darcy: Have you ever tried going mad without power?

Darcy: It's boring.

Darcy: Well Andrias, we have to say, we’re really disappointed.

Andrias: Well, you didn't HAVE to say it. You could've just thought it.

Darcy, taping a knife onto a Roomba: Be free, our child.

Andrias, entering the room with a small cut on his ankle: Who the f-

Andrias: Do you want a drink?

Darcy: We could go for some appy slices right now.

Andrias: With a little peanut butter to dip them in?

Darcy: FUCKING OF COURSE WE WANT PEANUT BUTTER ANDRIAS!

Andrias: Don’t stay up all night, Darcy. Last time you got this sleep-deprived, you tried to eat your own armor.

Olivia: So what, now I’m just supposed to do everything that Darcy does? What if they jump off a cliff?

Andrias: If Darcy were to jump off a cliff, they would have done their due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry. So yes, if you see Darcy jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.

Olivia: You jump off a cliff.

Andrias: Gladly, provided Darcy did first.

Darcy: *slams books down in front of Andrias*

Darcy: Boil up some Mountain Dew. It’s gonna be a long night.

Andrias: You could of said literally anything else.

Darcy: Cauldron boil and cauldron bubble, Baja Blast to fuel my trouble.

Andrias: I’m going to just stop challenging you when you say random shit. I won’t win. I realize this now.

Andrias: I think you're still suffering the effects of your party last night.

Darcy: All we drank was Redbull!

Andrias: How many?

Darcy: Eighteen.

Darcy, tearing up the room: Where are they?

Darcy, looking under a pillow: Who moved them? Who moved our children?

Darcy: Somebody moved our M&M's, and now we are going to start killing.

Andrias: Darcy, can you help me? All of my clothes keep disappearing for some reason.

Darcy, curled up inside a hoodie that's 100 times bigger than their size: Spooky.

Darcy: We left instructions for everyone while we’re gone.

Andrias: Mine just says "Andrias no."

Darcy: We want you to apply it to every possible situation.

Darcy: You’re alive.

Andrias: There’s no need to sound so disappointed.

Andrias: How stupid do you think I am?!

Darcy: You really want an honest answer to that?

Darcy, standing with their back turned: We’ve been expecting you, Sasha.

Sasha: How did you do that without turning around?

Darcy: ... To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people we did that to were not you.

*hands you a pathetic ball of evil* take good care of them

This shitpost took me over 4 hours jddnjdjfjsj

Shit

This would be such a nice little PMV to do

Fuck fuck fuck fuck-

ARMY DREAMERS IS SO BATFAM/ROBINS CODED!!!!

🎶 But he didn't have the money for a guitar (What could he do?) (Should have been a politician) But he never had a proper education (What could he do?) (Should have been a father) But he never even made it to his twenties🎶

WHAT A WASTE!!! ARMYYY DREAMERSSS