UPDATE: Butch Stan Pines Was Just Under This Post.

While making all of Jon's characters related is funny what's funnier to me is that they all just so happened to have the same face

So one day at Beanies they all just so happen to be there at the same time and they don't notice at first until Emma looks around and is holding Paul's coffee but can't distinguish which one is paul anymore

They all look around and have this weird standstill

Of course, Richie is like, "Oh my God, I'm a clone"

Then Paul 23 walks in and hears that and immediately turns and walks out

put me to work

[voice crack] hey guys I remembered how to draw

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Nobody is talking about the hot scottish pirate in Rusty Quill’s “Cry Havoc! Ask Questions Later” and it’s devastating. I don’t care who he was based off- that man (Sextus Pompii Magnus) could kill me and I’d thank him- Like Dread Pirate Sextus Pompii? More like Dread Pirate Sexy Pompii.

(heads up im still aroace and a minor don’t make it too weird.)

behold, it is done!

You only win if you get blackout.

wild horses

"In front of you stands two guards, one always tells the truth, the other only tells lies"

I was giving CPR to a friend whose head me and my friends could not find.

Like, she was a body without a head, but it looked like the head was never there to begin with.

Still, we knew it was supposed to be there so we kept on searching for it so we could reattach it, with no luck.

We looked for it everywhere in the sand.

It took me like 30 minutes to realize my mouth-to-mouth was not working since there was no mouth on the other side.

We never did find the head, but I did manage to restart my friend's heart.

I was weirdly blasé about it all.

It was not gorey at all, just unsettling.

Hah. WE ARE BACK, BAYBEEE!!!

Anyone want a mothman au?

Letting a demon share your body may give you cool magical cryptid powers, however, you may begin to regret it when he literally turns you into a cryptid. Also you have evil sentient wings and yes they are slowly corrupting you.