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there's a specific subset of fans who headcanon pete to have curtwen grandparents and while i see the vision it's a little funny like yeah my grandpa invented the computer my other grandpa is a world-famous spy who tried to stop him from doing that and almost killed him they've been married ever since. my dad sells women's shoes
Guys.... gyys.... omg.,.... in tjr wild....
no guys car seat headrests Twin Fantasy album is so curtwen from Spies are Forever.
they're lovers but because of their time period they pretend to be 'brothers' with how close they are. "and you'll bring him home to meet your mother and say, 'ma, this is my brother'" that's literally them!!
horrible gay people who hate each other (they are in love)
ik john is considerably less doomed by wilbur than curt is by owen but everyone just go with it for the sake of the joke. in my head john is haunted by wilbur so it works out.
also lowkey i be drawing curt the exact same way i used to draw clark kent but everyone dont focus on that aight
Forget meet the plastics
What part are you singing in the torture tango?
If I had a nickel for every time Joey Richter sang to Curt Mega menacingly from atop a staircase (about silicon) I'd have 2 nickels.
Adding onto that, if I had a nickel for every time Joey Richter was held at gunpoint by a lover I'd also have 2 nickels.
Finally, if I had a nickel for every time Joey Richter had a scene in a Starkid musical (specifically a hatchetfield musical) that was extremely similar to a scene he did in a TinCanBros musical (specifically Spies are Forever) I'd also have 2 nickels.
2 nickels isn't a lot but it's weird that these things have all happened twice.