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RAINBOW RODEO in Blackest Night: Tales of the Corps (2009)
DC's Hispanic Heritage Month variant covers by Pablo Villalobos
Sinestro: We have your son.
Hal: I don't have a son.
Sinestro: Then who is this? He's asking me to watch something called JoJo's Bizzare Adventure with him. It looks quite amusing.
Hal: *gasps* tHEY HAVE KYLE!
loving these headcanons!! <3
im adding more:
-kyle would definitely keep a pokemon deck with him at all times
-the lanterns tried to beat minecraft together one time and it failed horribly
-the lanterns are still confused on how simon is the only lantern batman tolorates.
-the alien GLs know more earth songs like “another one bites the dust”, “dont stop me now”, “im still standing”, “toxic”, “wannabe”, “say my name” and "i want it that way” because the GLs just breaks into song EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
-the alien GL’s know vines because sometimes the GLs would quote them. (adding to this, whenever the GL’s mess something up at oa, the aliens nearby collectively say “ADAM”)
-guy has a collection of stickers and gives the stickers to the GLs.
-tai does competitive trampolining
-the guardians had to ban trampolines one time because tai was using them to freaking jump high into the sky in oa, freaking out the GL’s. (adding to this, an alien thought he was the messiah or something)
-during a mission, tai sang “chug jug with you” and “revenge” while he defeated an alien army with john because he’s a meme kid
some random lanternfam headcanons:
all of them have extreme cases of “jet lag” every time they’re on earth since the concept of day & night doesn’t really exist in space
john makes dad jokes. and laughs at his own dad jokes
carol and john are both really good at the deadpan, totally straight-faced kind of sarcasm. the two of them have managed to totally convince kyle that kilowog is actually the king of his planet
(meanwhile kilowog wonders why rayner has started bowing every time they see each other, but he’s not questioning it)
the earth lanterns have randomly broken out into song so often that a lot of the alien GLs now know all the lyrics to Stayin’ Alive
hal and guy have an unspoken competition to eat the grossest alien foods. john is constantly worried for their safety
the other lanterns all have to put up with simon and jessica’s mutual pining and it drives them nuts
(hal and carol have flashbacks to when guy and john were going through the same phase)
sometimes the others will forget that guy used to be a teacher, and then he absentmindedly does something like give them little sticker constructs
carol still eats cheap takeout almost every day but she will absolutely spend her CEO money on buying a billboard near hal’s house just to print “Green Lantern Sucks!” on it
simon learned a bunch of magic tricks for his nephew and is really good at them, especially card tricks. he once saved himself and jess from being arrested by aliens with an impressive sleight-of-hand, and he’s ridiculously proud of that fact
jessica randomly bought a yankee candle for guy because “it made me think of you” and guy had to hold back tears
john plays minecraft, and he’s the kind of guy who makes really elaborate buildings and sculptures and redstone contraptions. he’s an architect, okay? it’s fun
kyle and jess also play minecraft together, but only with a pokemon mod
including earth, guy and john have gotten married on 31 separate planets and counting
Sinestro: *has a blade against Tomar's throat*
Sinestro: just give me a reason!
Hal: 🎶🎼🎵 just a little bit's enough 🎵🎼🎶
Kyle: 🎶🎼🎵 Just a second, we're not broken just bent and we can learn to love again🎵🎼🎶
Guy: 🎶🎼🎵 it's in the stars, it's been written in the scars of our hearts🎵🎼🎶
John: 🎶🎼🎵 we're not broken, just bent and we can learn to love again 🎵🎼🎶
Sinestro:I...what?...WHAT?!
Tomar: Kill me. In the name of our old friendship, kill me NOW
DO GODS HAVE ORGANS?
i think i overdid this but im done with this now and gonna throw it here
heyyyyyyy <3<3<3 here to drop u a cowboy kyle on a horse again
ground control to major tom what the fuck is happening up there
giving up part way through the background AS USUAL.
its not finished but Whatever WHATEVER. look sometimes ur a comic book character stuck at the mercy of an unending narrative that traps u in a liminal state of simultaneously dead and alive and u gotta traverse the diegetic manifestation pf the ever-shifting state of ur own selfhood with two people who are DEEPLY annoyinfb to you, personally, but for completely opposite reasons. also a guy named bob is there
FORGIVE A GOOD GOD. okay wait i have so many questions about his stupid gauntlets. like are they light constructs? are they flexible?? how does he move his wrists. and is he wearing a tasteful three quarter sleeve under there or do they go all the way down to his wrists because some artists draw sleeves under the holes in the gauntlets and some don't. maybe kyle just changes it himself on the day depending on the weather???????? dont talk to me im pondering the universe's mysteries
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i spent too much time on this…
jaykyle western au
you can thank @salzundhonig for these <3