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Incorrect Quotes - AvA Edition :)

Huge AvA/AvM fanStill in high school, so nothing weird plsIf I don't update for a few days I'm probably grounded

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Latest Posts by avaincorrectquoter - Page 7

6 months ago

Dark: I can’t do this, it’s against my moral compass.

Second: YOUR MORAL COMPASS IS A ROULETTE WHEEL!

Dark: …Your point?


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6 months ago

Yellow: How are we supposed to put a tracker the size of a penny on Red without them noticing?

Green: Hey, Red, I bet you 5 bucks that you can't swallow this penny.

Red: *takes and swallows tracker* Pay up, loser.

Yellow: ...


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6 months ago

Dark: *walks into the room*

Second: They’re covered in blood again. Why is it they’re always covered in blood?

Chosen: Well, it looks like it’s their own blood this time.


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6 months ago

*Second is fighting a monster*

Dark: Just stay calm! You already have everything you need to beat it!

Second: The power to believe in myself!?

Dark: No, a knife! Stab it!


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6 months ago

Purple: Red, why are you crying?

Red: This book is so sad!!

Purple, picking it up: But this is my diary-


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6 months ago

Dark, singing: ~Hush, little laptop, don’t you cry.~

Dark: ~I'm gonna find you some more Wi-Fi.~

Dark: ~And if that Wi-Fi doesn’t work…~

Dark: ~I will destroy the fucking Earth.~


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6 months ago

Purple: Is something burning?

Green: My burning love for you of course!

Purple: …

Green: …

Green: And the kitchen is on fire…


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6 months ago

Green: Purple, do you love me?

Purple: Of course I do!

Green: Would you still love me if I did something bad?

Purple: Well, of course I… would…

Green: I mean something really, really—

Purple: Green, what did you do?

*queue influencer arc montage*


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6 months ago

Purple, sweating: Green, there’s something I need to ask you-

Green: Finally! You’re proposing!

Purple: How’d you know?

Green: Purple, you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner.

Green: I even picked it up once.


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6 months ago

Kidnapper: I have one of your friends.

Second: Which one? I have seven.

Kidnapper: The loud, annoying, rowdy one who never shuts up.

Second: Which one? I have seven.

Red, distantly: HEY!!!


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6 months ago

Red: Yellow's amazing at concentrating. Once they start reading, the only way they’ll notice you is if you take their book away. Not even if you hit them or shake them!

Blue: That was them ignoring you.


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6 months ago

Chosen: You're alive.

Dark: There's no need to sound so disappointed.


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6 months ago

Second: I only have two emotions: exhaustion and stress. And I’m somehow always feeling both simultaneously.


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6 months ago

Yellow: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.

Blue: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.

Yellow: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??

Blue: Is it working?


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6 months ago

Dark: I got us matching friendship bracelets, and you say I don't care about our relationship.

Chosen: These are handcuffs.

Dark: Yeah, 'cause we're partners in crime!


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6 months ago

Red: So, Purple, do you have a crush on anyone?

Purple: The only crush I have is this crushing anxiety.


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6 months ago

Second: I dare you-

Chosen: Dark is not allowed to accept dares anymore.

Second: Why not?

Dark: "I have no regard for my own or others personal safety", as some would say.


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6 months ago

Navy: Hey-

King: Leave before there is a serious misunderstanding between my foot and your ass.


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7 months ago

Dark: If you ever feel stupid or weak or powerless, just remember that I am not. I am out there, very dangerous, and I am looking for you. Good luck.


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7 months ago

Chosen, answering the phone: Hello?

Dark: It’s Dark.

Chosen: What did they do this time?

Dark: No, it’s me, Dark. It’s actually me.

Chosen: What did you do this time?


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7 months ago

Green: Hey Purple, do you have any hobbies?

Purple: Swimming...

Green: Really? That's cool, I never expected you to-

Purple: In a pool of self-hatred and regret


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7 months ago

Chosen: Okay, can we all stop saying stupid shit for a moment, please?!

Second: Alright.

Dark: Hey, I-

Chosen: SHUT UP!

Dark: I HAVEN'T EVEN FINISHED MY SENTENCE!!

Chosen: It was bound to be stupid.


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7 months ago

Yellow, after getting a library card: Now I know what true power feels like.


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7 months ago

Second: Why did you guys dress up as each other for Halloween?

Dark: Chosen is the scariest thing I could think of!

Chosen: Dark told me I should pick the dumbest costume possible.


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7 months ago

Yellow: Second, wake up!

Second, half asleep: Five more minutes...

Yellow: You've been in a coma for two years!

Second: ...

Second: Okay, two more minutes...


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7 months ago

Yellow: I had to pick up Red early.

Blue: That’s alright. Have they been sick?

Yellow: No, not sick, they’re just very upset because they’ve had a hard day.

Blue: Wait, why did they have a hard day?

Yellow: They took their two pet snails to school with them today, and they had the snails in their book bag. They let out the snails by the sink in the back of the classroom for some exercise, and someone visiting the class that day thought they were snails that had come inside from the playground, so they threw Red’s snails out the window.

Blue: Oh my god.

Yellow: I know you are laughing, Blue, but please act sad about it when we get home today.

Blue: I’ll try but that is hilarious.

Yellow: Yeah, I know. Stupid pet snails.

Yellow: I’m trying not to let Red see me laugh.


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7 months ago

Dark: I’ve never been in a snowball fight before. I don’t know the rules.

Second: What?

Dark: Is there a point system, or is it to the death?


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7 months ago

Red: Do you see yourself as a glass half-full or glass half-empty kind of person?

Purple: Half-full, definitely.

Purple: Half-full and constantly rising.

Purple: Soon the water will escape its container and consume us all.


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7 months ago

Dark, with their hands cupped over each other: I found a cool spider!

Second: Oh? Lemme see!

Dark, opening their hands to see nothing there: …hm.

Chosen: …where’s the spider.

Dark: *looks troubled and stares at their hands*

Second: Oh no.

Chosen: DARK, WHERE’S THE SPIDER?!

(chosen definitely has arachnophobia lol)


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7 months ago

Chosen: There are three ways to handle a difficult situation. The right way, the wrong way, and the Dark way.

Second: Isn't that the wrong way?

Chosen: Yes, but it's faster.


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