Latest Posts by avaincorrectquoter - Page 8

Green: I believe in you, Purple!

Purple, to themself: God, I must suck. The nicest thing Green can think to say to me is that they don’t doubt my existence.

Dark, taping a knife onto a Roomba: Be free, my child.

Chosen, entering the room with a small cut on their ankle: Who the f-

Green, holding in their laughter: Hey, how do you ask a glass of water what it’s doing?

Yellow: A glass of water is an inanimate object. Therefore, it's incapable of having a thought process or understanding basic human language.

Green:

Green: Water you doing?

Chosen: We all have our demons.

Chosen, grabbing Dark: This one’s mine.

Random person on the street: If you had to choose between your son and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?

Navy: That depends, how much money are we talking about?

Purple: Dad!

Random Person: 63 cents.

Navy: …I’ll take the money.

Purple: DAD!!!

Dark: If God’s ever been mad at anything I’ve ever said, he hasn’t done shit about it. Dark: So he either doesn’t care or he’s a coward.

Dark, wearing shades: Rule one of destroying the world.

Dark: *does finger guns* You gotta look good while doing it.

Green: I have feelings for you.

Purple: Why? What's wrong with you? Are you sure you're okay?