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i was kinda looking forward to watch Zhongli nuke everything from orbit

No one is talking about Suzue Kanbe so I will 😤😤

late capitalism nightmare

I love having interests that I would never ever recommend to any of my friends ever

may i introduce you to:

The Jack-o’-Lantern Nebula

i’ve heard america described as “a police state on a budget” and that is 100% correct actually

haha bfs

inosuke × gladiolus

alt ver of tanjirou meeting muzan(noise warning)

if Gilbert Gottfried isn’t voicing this slamming power bottom then what are we even doing here

this blog hates donald trump

Look how many people hate him. I’m pretty damn happy about that 😁😁😁😁😁😁

love or host was wild

wbk since he eliminated the “quiet” girls 🙄

george rly likes the loud chaotic ones huh

It's official, folks! We're living in a cyberpunk dystopia!! ☠️

manhunt spoilers //

speed drawing babey

hey do you guys know about the uncomfortably horny BDSM song cut from Disney’s Aladdin

buenos días tumblr! for the low low price of 2 dollars, i will ruin your morning :)

so on this post @an-absolute-failure tagged this:

and like??? YES???? I KNOW IT WAS ONLY A JOKE BUT IM KINDA INVESTED IN MY HEAD NOW

mcyt hairdresser au:

• dream team and sleepy bois are opposing hairdressers om the opposite side of the same street

• and in the beggining like objectively dream team does better cuts then sbi but like the sleepy bois just have such good atmosphere n the people who work there are nice so why the hell not?

• dream cuts hair so fucking quick. like bro why are you in a rush? chill. he still does a good job somehow

• george is a bit less confident in his abilities and is very methodical

• sapnap is younger than the other two and is almost like an apprentice to them but hes so good in customer service

• sleepy bois started out as phil and wilbur doin their thing

• wilbur does most of the actual haircuts n phils the manager

• but then they get this job interview with this hipster lookin ass 20 something year old with bright fucking pink hair and a mask with a pig snout on it because of course he does

• he obviously gets hired because how is that mans resume even possible??? hes barely an adult???

• after techno gets hired sbi's reviews suddenly spike and business is booming

• half because technos a tryhard and half because he looks like a hot shonen protagonist

• along with wilbur. wilbur was the main reason people became regulars

• dream and techno kinda have a friendly rivalry now but theyre both secretly rlly invested and has bets for literally everything. some random rich guy bet 100k to whoever could get the best customer satisfaction

• dream teams manager is bbh. obviously

• bads basically a father figure to sapnap. theyre adorable

• sap cant work all the time tho bc he has school tomorrow

• eventually sbi is stable enough that they could get some apprentices

• they hire these two teenagers because why the fuck not? theyll grt good experience

• turns out the two already know eachother and now they have this awful (amazing) power duo of over caffeinated sixteen year olds.

• tommy. how the fuck did he even get hired?? he literally threatens to stab customors with the scissors. hes stuck sweeping the floor

• youd think tubbo is much better but,,, not realllyyy hes only barely more trusted with scissors and doesnt shout at people (as much). hes a receptionist and is very passionate

• but the techno, wilbur n phil are already emotionally attached theyre legally obliged to keep them

aaand that is The End of my ramblings for now. please add if u wanna hdksjfks

reminder.

politely shipping dreamnotfound is not lgbtq+ fetishization. politely shipping dreamnotfound does not go against dream and george’s personalized preferences.

politely shipping dreamnotfound does not correspond to ‘forbidding them’ from seeking enamorment in other individuals. politely shipping dreamnotfound without deathless questions, pressuring, and expectations they cannot fulfill, is not something to be guilty of at all.

Men make wars and children go to die for it

We had an angsty au morning on the discord server so much pain and betrayal

💫reblog if you like it it rlly helps an artist out💫

dream in da tube fo today

the reblog to like ratio here sucks big cock holy fuck

tumblr sexyman kin assingment quiz

kuromi sapnap, what crimes will he do?!

my favorite thing about humanity is that we saw multiple creatures and were like “wouldn’t it be cool if that had wings” and we were right every single time

i always use 💛and i am always hoping deep in my heart that one day i will send it to someone still on android 4 so it appears as 

Imagine holding your own against four people stacked with enchanted armor and end crystals and killing all of them at least once with a weapon that was supposed to be used against you

you know how wealthy conservatives tend to proactively accuse other groups of the very sins they themselves are responsible for? shifting the blame before anyone’s even accused them?

and you know how they love to perpetuate that conspiracy theory of a small group of super-elites controlling the globe & media & brainwashing humanity with propaganda? but in their version the people responsible are jewish? aka another minority they love to blame things on?

so what if