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rarely online here | i draw sometimes | but i mainly just reblog stuff | hq, bnha, yoi, skz, fkbu and mcyt

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old enough to remember when smut was called ‘lemons’ but young enough that i had absolutely no business knowing that smut was called ‘lemons’ at the time 

shoutout to all the cats

meow (only cats will understand)

The moment the firewalls broke

The Moment The Firewalls Broke

Dream Team 101

 This will be a long post. We will go over what not to do on streams, what to do during drama, learn about shipping, a brief summary of the dteam and some words regarding other cc’s (content creators). 

Let’s start. 

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dreamteam in cyberpunk style fits?

i know people barely see my posts but,, if you see this maybe drop some dream team drawing prompts for me?? pls


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my last few brain cells arguing at 3am

this is what my mental state feels like

help how do i make friends on tumblr


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<reasonably achievable thing> is cool but have you ever considered <endlessly talking on social media about dismantling an entire societal system, a process that will likely take decades and/or be a brutal revolution in which you, yes you, could die, while never actually instigating said revolution, and meanwhile shooting down anything short of total upheaval thus permitting yourself to wallow in ideological purity and complete inaction without doing a single thing to improve the lives of others in a small tangible way>

i have found mcytblr

and i like it much better than mcytwt

“we Are NOT Killing That Mooshroom, Dream!”

“we are NOT killing that mooshroom, dream!”

“they’ll Be Starting Something They Can’t End.”

“they’ll be starting something they can’t end.”

Guys I Think Im Becoming Obsessed

guys i think im becoming obsessed

MCYT as things that I have on my ✨camera roll✨

Dream

MCYT As Things That I Have On My ✨camera Roll✨

George

MCYT As Things That I Have On My ✨camera Roll✨

Sapnap

MCYT As Things That I Have On My ✨camera Roll✨

Badboyhalo

MCYT As Things That I Have On My ✨camera Roll✨

Skeppy

MCYT As Things That I Have On My ✨camera Roll✨

Wilbur

MCYT As Things That I Have On My ✨camera Roll✨

Tommy

MCYT As Things That I Have On My ✨camera Roll✨

Tubbo

MCYT As Things That I Have On My ✨camera Roll✨

Fundy

MCYT As Things That I Have On My ✨camera Roll✨

Technoblade

MCYT As Things That I Have On My ✨camera Roll✨
Be Quiet They’re Friends Edit: My Dumbass Forgot To Put The Original Screenshot Oops
Be Quiet They’re Friends Edit: My Dumbass Forgot To Put The Original Screenshot Oops

be quiet they’re friends edit: my dumbass forgot to put the original screenshot oops

Sapnap Is Filming Btw

sapnap is filming btw

He’s Kinda Good With A Bow And Arrow Yknow??

he’s kinda good with a bow and arrow yknow??

happy 8 mil to this bitch boy!!!

mcyt peeps as photos i found on pinterest

sapnap & eret:

Mcyt Peeps As Photos I Found On Pinterest

tommy:

Mcyt Peeps As Photos I Found On Pinterest

tubbo:

Mcyt Peeps As Photos I Found On Pinterest

wilbur soot:

Mcyt Peeps As Photos I Found On Pinterest

dream:

Mcyt Peeps As Photos I Found On Pinterest

badboyhalo:

Mcyt Peeps As Photos I Found On Pinterest

Just so we’re all clear on where I stand: Black lives matter, trans women are women, trans men are men, nonbinary people are beautiful, asexual/aromantic folks have a place in the LGBTQ community, Queer is not a dirty word, and being “anti fascist” is a moral position, not a political one.

Drew A Taehyung For A Collab On Instagram 

drew a taehyung for a collab on instagram 

https://www.instagram.com/onlinecatter/ if you wanna follow 👀


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Can you show us how you get skintones? I try my best to get the tones right but they never look good or correct or anything--

Ahh okay,, im bad at explaining this cause I eyeball most of my colors and it’s just based on intuition,,, Most of the problem people have with coloring deeper skin tones is that it isn’t saturated enough. Deeper skin tones have rich undertones! And is also very saturated. Paler skin tones aren’t as rich in undertones or saturation so if you’re used to mostly coloring paler skin tones then you’re most likely used to not having exploring the more saturated area on the color wheel. This thread from twitter explains it better than I can https://twitter.com/deluxepeach/status/1140111224597831681?s=21 . Also! I don’t do color studies but most of what I learned about coloring skin tones in general came from watching a lot of professional makeup artist’s videos explaining how to match foundation, finding your undertone, difference between surface tone and undertone and the process behind mixing colors for foundation shades. Sorry if this wasn’t too helpful,,

https://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=https%3A%2F%2Ftwitter.com%2Fdeluxepeach%2Fstatus%2F1140111224597831681%3Fs%3D21&t=YjRjMTEzODE1MDcyYjNjMTdhZmE5ZjBiMzg2NDRlMTIxNTAxNmUyNiw5MzBkMDg2NDFiMzFkZmZlNmM1ODdlM2Y5ZGRmN2Q0ZGRiMTYyMWY0&ts=1596239119

Thought This Might Help

Thought this might help

girl i saw someone on tiktok talking about the whole “christianity just stole their story from the ancient egyptian’s religion” and at one point the dude said that horus and jesus would’ve had the same birthday and ugh its so stupid cause the egyptians didn’t even have the same calendar as us, how did that even come to be?

Ohhh that old bullshit. The whole thing is bullshit as Egyptians don’t even seem to have documented birthdays, but I digress. It makes a mockery of both Egyptian religion, and Christianity, and I usually see it touted by a certain type of atheist as a ‘gotcha’. I don’t know where it came from, but it seems to have been around for a long while, much like the Ishtar/Easter thing which is equally bullshit. It usually stems from people who want to actively discredit someone’s religious beliefs by ‘oh you guys just stole everything from X religion’ so by extension you’re an idiot. None of the things listed as similarities are even true:

Virgin birth? Nope Isis and Osiris banged to get Horus. Admittedly postmortem as a bird and a reassembled dead guy, but it was definitely sex. Plus the Egyptians didn’t believe in virginity.

Same birthday? Even Jesus’ birthday isn’t December 25th. Egyptians don’t have birthdays, and gods certainly don’t. Feast days, sure. Not birthdays.

Born in a cave, heralded by a star? Nope. Horus was born and grew up amongst Papyrus reeds to hide from Seth who was trying to kill him because Seth was ‘king’

Horus was baptised? Lol no. Egyptians have no such thing

12 disciples? Nope. He did have 4 sons though

Performed miracles and exorcised demons? Well he can do miracles…he’s a god. But demons? Not really unless you deal with duat stuff. Even then it’s not exorcising them. The most documented thing he killed was a Hippo in a boat race with Seth. 

Horus referred to as a Holy Child? ahahahahaha that’s not even a phrase in the Egyptian language. Great god is, but not ‘holy child’. There is ‘divine child’ but that refers to any child of the gods, and also the pharaoh. 

Horus was crucified and resurrected? NOPE. It’s literally forbidden in Egyptian religion to talk about or portray a god dying or being dead. Even Osiris, who is a resurrected dead guy, isn’t referred to as being dead. Horus doesn’t die in any mythology, though I should note that in Egyptian religion gods *can* die. 

So y’know. It’s all bullshit. Elements and motifs of previous religions can make their way into newer religions purely due to the gradual change from old to new over the centuries. Some things just hold over. Is the ‘divine mother and child’ motif unique to either Christianity or Egyptian religion? Nope. Does that invalidate either of them? Also nope. Cultures can have similarities without them having ‘copied’ from each other. 

Detail : Astronomical Observations: The Moon, 1711, By Donato Creti. When You Gently Shake Your Phone

Detail : Astronomical observations: The Moon, 1711, by Donato Creti. When you gently shake your phone (especially in the dark), it looks like the moon is here, in 3D. It’s a pocket moon.

why are elephants so fucking fat imagine if there was an elephant that was completely ripped


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Enderman Was Suggested A Lot For The Next Ones To Do And I Wasn’t Opposed To It So Here We Go! Not
Enderman Was Suggested A Lot For The Next Ones To Do And I Wasn’t Opposed To It So Here We Go! Not

Enderman was suggested a lot for the next ones to do and I wasn’t opposed to it so here we go! Not really biome variants as much as what they can carry with them.

Enderman Cowboy!!

enderman cowboy!!

whoever created chinese food is my hero

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