When Did “lmao” Become Shorthand Or W/e For “i’m Fucking Suffering”

you know other dragons?

wow :(( ♡

beautiful book covers

ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog

i now pronouns you husband/wife

I still think it’s objectively fucked how the world is built for morning people and if you wake up later than everyone else you’re seen as a malicious aberration of some sort. I am that but it’s not because I wake up at 11 fuck yourself

insane how sexism damaged how we research (and what we know about) animals. did you grow up being taught that only male birds sing? you may be entitled to financial compensation

don’t talk to ME about gay yearning. in 2020 during lockdown i lived alone on a boat for three months. i went ashore once a day to work in a marine bio lab. we all had to access the lab at different times so we were never together & risking infection. i was alone all day every day, from my boat to the lab and back to my boat. one day a woman anchored her boat beside mine. we passed each other ashore just once at the harbor and she hit on me and invited me back to her boat. i told her i’d love nothing more but i could not risk exposure because of my weak immune system. she said it was a shame but that she understood. that night i was watering my vegetable garden i grew in 5 gallon buckets up on my roof and playing music on my speaker. “american pie” came on and she climbed up on her roof and shouted all the lyrics to every verse at me across the water and we danced together on our respective roofs. she raised anchor and moved on a few days later.

so yeah i know what it is to die a thousand deaths in an instant while your heart beats on.

Photos of the Knuckles Porcelain Feve Figure, released in France between 1992-94. Feves are small figures you bake into cakes, and if you get one with your slice, you get a prize. Photo by genealogos. Support us on Patreon

shit man tomorrow is christmas eve i swear yesterday was June 2010

Can we talk about the alternate ending where Dragon Sylus kills his beloved because of the dragon curse—just as he feared? He curls his tail around her limp body, refusing to accept the truth.