Emithecloudcollector - Stressed ♡

PHISH

Hello fish nation, please enjoy some silly gouache fish paintings

by this drop of rain that fell on my face from the window across the room. like. 6 feet away.

yeah by this lil stray droplet imma swear that I'll actually get some work done today cause if this lil buddy could travel this distance to just. idk. poke my eye (at least attempt to), i as well can travel a distance from my bed to my desk and poke my paperworks' eyes (at least attempt to)

this fibonacci joke is as bad as the last two you heard combined

ashes to ashes, dust to dust, reeses to pieces

i now pronouns you husband/wife

This sucks so bad, I need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] slay the Princess. If I don’t, it will be the end of the world.

A restaurant named You're Not Supposed To Be Here, where the whole point is that the vibes are unnerving. The lighting is weird, the whole place has a faint scent that's not a bad smell, but it's certainly not food smell and you can't quite identify what the hell it is. The music is weirdly janky and you can't quite tell what's wrong with it, the vocals aren't exactly garbled but sung in a language you swear you've never heard anywhere and couldn't name if you tried. Only hiring staff who have anxiety and they're 100% permitted to show how much your presence here stresses them out.

bro where does this random yearning come from

and more importantly WHO(m?) IS IT FOR????