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Guys it's wild hearts by susan mallory. It is Legit

So I came across this blurb from an ACTUAL PUBLISHED ROMANCE NOVEL and now I have to share it because looool:

“Who can tame the wildest man in Titanville?

Zeke Titan has a reputation for breaking hearts, but the townspeople of Titanville can’t deny all the good he’s done for them. So they turn the other cheek as he seduces one schoolteacher after another. Until Alethea Harbaugh comes to town.

The new teacher brings with her a passion for women’s rights that invigorates the ladies of Titanville, and instills fear in the men. Zeke is intent on seducing her, if only to send her running, ruined, from the town so that things can return to normal. But Zeke just might have met his match…in more ways than one!”

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Zeke for one can’t wait to find out how this story ends!


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Yes, finally something good coming around!

MY BOY JACKIE IS GOING FULL NEESON

so my 14y/o daughter got into an argument with her high school principle yesterday for fighting. an older boy had come up to her and asked her out, but when she said no and tried to walk away he grabbed her by her arm and pulled her back. so she punched him and broke his nose. her principle then told her she should have “heard him out” and “it’s not like the boy actually hurt her” so her response was “inappropriate”. so my daughter then chewed out her male principle in the middle of the school corridor about rape culture and that if that was his attitude then he should probably quit teaching forever because all he was doing was teaching girls to be quiet victims and teaching boys that it was okay to touch girls against their will and then she pointed right in his face and said “men like YOU are why my mum taught me how to punch people properly”. she got a round of applause from 2 female teachers listening in and i have never been such a proud mama

Spread This Fucker’s Face Around Like There’s No Tomorrow, Him And The System Put His Victim Through

Spread this fucker’s face around like there’s no tomorrow, him and the system put his victim through hell until she couldn’t take it anymore, all because they had powerful connections. This is why it’s hard for rape victims to report what happened, because the system is constantly failing them. 

“Megan was treated like a criminal by the police and the local district attorney. She was even threatened with felony charges for stealing Bunn’s gun, the money and breaking into his car. That is when her family decided that it was best for her to leave school and head home to Texas where she was from and that’s ultimately where she fell into a deep depression and ended up taking her own life. Everything and everyone in this case conspired against this young woman. She couldn’t find a therapist in town because everyone was friends with the Bunn family. The police were going to charge her, not Bunn because she stole money and a weapon to protect herself after her assault. She did the right thing and filed a report with the university, only to have them close her case as “unfounded.” What exactly does it take for a rape victim to believed?”

My brother's a cricket

Tag Urself

tag urself


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Yuri Plisetsky and Otabek Altin

Reblog if you agree

If A Girl Is To Do The Same Superman Thing Where He Takes Off His Disguise, We Just Look Pervy. Not The

If a girl is to do the same superman thing where he takes off his disguise, we just look pervy. Not the same effect

How are penguins not extinct?


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‘There are no women in video games!’

‘There Are No Women In Video Games!’

‘Women in video games are always sexualized!’

‘There Are No Women In Video Games!’

‘If their main outfit isn’t sexualized, their alternate costumes are!’

‘There Are No Women In Video Games!’
‘There Are No Women In Video Games!’
‘There Are No Women In Video Games!’
‘There Are No Women In Video Games!’

‘Women in sports games never wear appropriate clothes! They just wear sexy outfits!’

‘There Are No Women In Video Games!’
‘There Are No Women In Video Games!’

‘Women are always damsels in distress and never know how to fight!’

‘There Are No Women In Video Games!’

‘Women in games are never allowed to be feminine!’

‘There Are No Women In Video Games!’

‘Women can never be main characters in games!’

‘There Are No Women In Video Games!’

‘And if they are, the ratings are never good!’

‘There Are No Women In Video Games!’

‘Women in games can only be masculine, they can’t use feminine attributes to their advantage!’

‘There Are No Women In Video Games!’

‘Women are never valuable party members!’

‘There Are No Women In Video Games!’
‘There Are No Women In Video Games!’

‘Women in video games are only interested in male partners or friends!’

‘There Are No Women In Video Games!’
‘There Are No Women In Video Games!’
‘There Are No Women In Video Games!’

‘Women in video games always dress as men, but men in video games never dress as women!’

‘There Are No Women In Video Games!’

‘No one ever likes a woman in a video game!’

‘There Are No Women In Video Games!’
‘There Are No Women In Video Games!’

‘Women in video games -’

‘There Are No Women In Video Games!’

Princess Peach has got you covered.

‘There Are No Women In Video Games!’

Hi Tumblr—

We’ve heard from a bunch of you that Safe Mode was filtering posts from the LGBTQ+ community even though they were completely innocuous and totally safe-for-work. Please know that was never our intention, and we appreciate you letting us know so quickly—and forcefully! We’re deeply sorry. Tumblr will always be a place where everyone is welcome and protected, so we want to explain what happened.

The major issue was some Tumblrs had marked themselves as Adult/NSFW (now Explicit) as a courtesy to their fellow users, and their perfectly safe posts were getting marked sensitive unintentionally. That should never have happened. We’re sorry.

We’re making some changes that should improve things:

Changes to self-marked blogs

What was happening: Because we consider Explicit blogs to be predominantly sensitive content, we were automatically marking all their posts as sensitive. That was too broad.

What we fixed: Now each post is classified individually. As they should be.

Changes to reblog chains

What was happening: If an Explicit Tumblr reblogged a safe post, we were marking that reblog as sensitive. This was even happening to text posts. Which is silly. 

What we fixed: We changed the logic so that if the OP is safe, all its reblogs will also be safe.

Changes to photosets 

What’s (still) happening: When you make a photo post, a computer algorithm classifies the image as safe or sensitive. It’s a machine so it’s not perfect. And the chances go up with photosets because there are multiple images. But out of an abundance of caution we keep posts marked sensitive until the OP requests a human review (by tapping the appeal button on their posts).

What we’re working on: We plan to have photosets analyzed as a whole group, rather than as individual images. That should reduce the number of mistakes the machine makes.

Safe Mode is supposed to make sure people aren’t surprised by things may not want to see—specifically, nudity. It might take some time to get it perfect, but we’re committed to getting there with your help. Our algorithms will keep getting smarter as you give feedback on misclassified posts, and as you share your concerns and suggestions.

❤️

Why Did Snapchat Think It Was A Great Idea To Let Others See Where Exactly You Are? This Could Actually

Why did Snapchat think it was a great idea to let others see where exactly you are? This could actually lead to terrible consequences. Like the National Security Agency spying on every and each of us wasn’t enough, now Snapchat allows stalkers and (potential) rapists see where you are at any moment. 

For ghost mode zoom out instead of zooming in on the camera. 

Reblog to save a life!

To kill the health bill:

Senator Elizabeth Warren’s staff says what would help THE MOST is calling the five Republican senators who have broken away from the GOP in an attempt to slow down the healthcare repeal. Tell them how much you appreciate their efforts and urge them to vote against the bill: Senator Bob Corker - (202) 224-3344 Senator Lisa Murkowski - (202) 224-6665 Senator Rob Portman - (202) 224-3353 Senator Susan Collins - (202) 224-2523 Senator Bill Cassidy - (202) 224-5824

Signal Boost?

Tumblr belongs to Verizon now and will exploit Black Lives Matter to make more money for Yahoo

Verizon has completed its acquisition of Tumblr parent company Yahoo, and is preventing Tumblr from participating in the day to save Net Neutrality next month on July 12, 2017.  Tumblr can also no longer freely participate in political protest like it did before.

Furthermore, Yahoo senior VP and head of Media Brands and Products Simon Khalaf gave a speech at the all-hands meeting at Tumblr last month, where he explicitly stated that Black Lives Matter is among several communities that the company should focus on converting into Yahoo media consumers. One told The Verge, “Simon explicitly said that Black Lives Matter was an opportunity to [make] a ton of money.”

The Verge Article

Viktor And Yuuri Aren’t The Only Ones Going To The Pride Parade, Mila And Sara Are Attending It Too.

Viktor and Yuuri aren’t the only ones going to the Pride parade, Mila and Sara are attending it too.

Viktor And Yuuri Aren’t The Only Ones Going To The Pride Parade, Mila And Sara Are Attending It Too.

Viktor and Yuuri aren’t the only ones going to the Pride parade, Mila and Sara are attending it too.

Reblog if you're gay, lesbian, bisexual, pansexual, asexual, transgender or a supporter.

This should be reblogged by everyone. Even if you’re straight, you should be a supporter.

There Should Be A New Constellation Called Ymir, Which Brighter Star Is Called Historia.
There Should Be A New Constellation Called Ymir, Which Brighter Star Is Called Historia.
There Should Be A New Constellation Called Ymir, Which Brighter Star Is Called Historia.
There Should Be A New Constellation Called Ymir, Which Brighter Star Is Called Historia.
There Should Be A New Constellation Called Ymir, Which Brighter Star Is Called Historia.
There Should Be A New Constellation Called Ymir, Which Brighter Star Is Called Historia.
There Should Be A New Constellation Called Ymir, Which Brighter Star Is Called Historia.

There should be a new constellation called Ymir, which brighter star is called Historia.


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There Should Be A New Constellation Called Ymir, Which Brighter Star Is Called Historia.
There Should Be A New Constellation Called Ymir, Which Brighter Star Is Called Historia.
There Should Be A New Constellation Called Ymir, Which Brighter Star Is Called Historia.
There Should Be A New Constellation Called Ymir, Which Brighter Star Is Called Historia.
There Should Be A New Constellation Called Ymir, Which Brighter Star Is Called Historia.
There Should Be A New Constellation Called Ymir, Which Brighter Star Is Called Historia.
There Should Be A New Constellation Called Ymir, Which Brighter Star Is Called Historia.

There should be a new constellation called Ymir, which brighter star is called Historia.


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Natural Eye Color Chart

Natural Eye Color Chart


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Pardner

A month ago I had a user called Neonjude get mad at some of my headcanons and thus ‘Don’t Tumblrize Elder Scrolls with your bullshit’ was born. He deactivated shortly after and someone got his url, turning his blog into Woody. I didn’t think much of it until I got a notification on a Jude post from @nucleic-asshole saying Yerma favrit deputee. I investigated and discovered this:

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So they got a few urls, but then I looked more:

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These are all blogs they took after the original dick deactivated. I applaud you Woody. I think theres only one thing I can do.

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I’m promoting you to Sheriff, yeeeehaw pardner

Shit

I Proposed To My Girlfriend, But She'd Been Replaced

A 2ch thread from December 2011 about… um… Well, about confusion, we’ll say.

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your last seven emojis are how the week is gonna go

what can be smooth but also rough ;)))))

I watched for 5 minutes before feeling sick

Okay, so @fungusartist showed me this, and holy fuck you all need to watch it, because it is magically terrible. Especially you @dimetrodone.

Also, fun fact, apparently this was never aired outside of Japan and yet it can only be found in English, and of all people Production I.G. made this…

Connie And Ymir’s Friendship | Requested By Anon
Connie And Ymir’s Friendship | Requested By Anon
Connie And Ymir’s Friendship | Requested By Anon
Connie And Ymir’s Friendship | Requested By Anon
Connie And Ymir’s Friendship | Requested By Anon
Connie And Ymir’s Friendship | Requested By Anon
Connie And Ymir’s Friendship | Requested By Anon
Connie And Ymir’s Friendship | Requested By Anon
Connie And Ymir’s Friendship | Requested By Anon
Connie And Ymir’s Friendship | Requested By Anon

Connie and Ymir’s friendship | Requested by anon

bonus 😂

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