Latest Posts by feettickler31 - Page 6

maybe your computer doesn’t work because you fucked it with your ponis

i did not fuck that computer with my ponis

little kids make me laugh. i was at a party yesterday and a kid was there and she noticed that i have a long straight cut along the length of my thumb and asked about it, so i told her it was a cat scratch, almost healed, didn't hurt. and then she was sorta staring and touching it for a bit and went "you had bone surgery. because there were termites in your bones."

so i played along and went "oh man, i hope they got em all!" and she went "no. they put in more." lmao

i can read the voynich manusript but im not telling anyone what it says because its honestly problematic as fuck

If I hear “I’m a people pleaser” one more time. Whole time they’re a people agitator. A people disappointer. A people exhauster.

im having Being Around An Animal withdrawals

girl: ahh i've just been dealing with a lot y'know? it's like the world wants me dead haha

me (completely stonefaced): i will be your shield

her: what?

my #bluey fanart

why don’t they make a baby pope.

#annoying #and #proud

what they don't tell you about making friends is you gotta be a lil annoying. you gotta push past the fear of "what if they don't want to talk to me" and simply ask someone how their day is going, send a meme. you cannot connect to people if you're both just awkwardly waiting for the other to start.

if we all worked together we could probably infuse a bronze idol with some powers

doing the transfem-transmasc "why doesnt everyone just makeout sloppy style instead of arguing!" thing but for India-Pakistan

Walt McDougall in the Boston Post, Massachusetts, August 24, 1902

Im so brave for going outside even though everyone thinks im weird and is plotting to undermine/hurt me

“a lonely figure talks to himself softly” by David Lynch

this goes through my mind every time i'm too hot

compilation

Sadly people got too tolerant of Christianity we need the mythical annoying atheists to make a comeback we need to make this the summer of atheism "don't talk to me about your magical book" should be rolling off the tongue way more often....

i'm not going to lie. i would do this all the time

maybe this is just me idk

EEEKKK *trips and falls and you catch a glimpse of my evil and irredeemable soul*

Shoutout to my dad who accidentally moved into an up and coming black lgbt neighborhood and was very disappointed to learn that all of his “new friends” weren’t actually interested in how to use iNaturalist or where he saw coyotes on his walks 😔🙏🏻

this photo has me spiraling. one hand on each the greed they talk about in bible. she’s so fucking real tho