Gotta love Kieran Culkin being typecasted as a charming and charismatic guy who shuts his own light out cause of his fucked up little brain, forever doomed by his circumstances and his warped vision of himself and what he needs to do to the world and to others.
It's very enjoyable, bring him his Oscar.
YouTube ads: (30 seconds of irrelevant wackiness) Oh hohohoho the creature wants the Food!
Facebook ads: (fabricated sponsored "news" article) Here is why, everyone is buying the new thing. Trust us everyone is buying it
TikTok ads: (paid actor) I just bought this thing and it totally changed my life! Join me on my Journey, with Product...
Tumblr ads: (ai generated image of heaven) The Truth About Your Elbows
you ever get assigned something as a project in school and for the rest of your life you have a strange attachment to the subject. in like seventh grade i had an assignment to make a poster about the elemental propoerties of osmium and to this day everytime someone mentions it im like 'YEAAAAAAH OSMIUM MENTIONED!!!!!!!!'
vampires always like “i could kill you if I wanted” like? yeah? so could another human being. so could a dog. so could a dedicated duck. you arent special
"none of these words are in the bible" you're not even reading the secret part of the bible. with all my posts in it
Holy trinity
one of the most fucked up aspects of being an adult is really how life-goes-on everything is. like you can be dealing with the most fucked up trauma-drama-grief and still have to sleep and eat food to survive and like. poop. pooping while you're really sad shouldn't be a thing but it is. we don't have a say in the matter. life goes on
lowkey mood recently
ugh. forget everything i’ve ever said. unless you thought it was smart or funny in which case remember it forever
trying my best to haunt the narrative but no one really gives a shit
animals in armour
succession nation we are so back!!!!
i love music i love albums i love cds i love playlists i love songs i love beats i love MUSIC
unknown forces compelled me to draw this
u survive literally every single event in your life & still every time a new event happens you feel like this is the event that will kill you and that you will never move on from but actually you will continue to survive like you always have bc u have a 100% win rate of surviving events. btw
weird freak mutual to weird freak mutual connection
well obviously, i always wanted one of you kids to takeover.
prints + merch + commission info
sarah with mini shiv and mini roman!! <3
HOW IT FEELS TO LISTEN TO MUSIC!!
stop eating turkish delight with the witch in white and come eat hummus with mr. tumnus
may god forgive my wretched sins (spent money)
its important to have a game on your wishlist that keeps going on sale every couple of months and you still never buy it
what real suffering looks like