Again, Necessary

sister

omg i love my sister so much she is so cool and awesome and amazing shes so cool

shes 22, we have a 7 year age gap (im 14) and for the first 10 years of my life i hated her and she hated me but we've moved past that and now she told me she thinks im kinda cool!!

some things about my sister:

she is a stoner (used to smoke a lot but now just does edibles)

she takes the LSATS for fun (her highest score was like a 172 or something)

she is VERY COOL (self explanitory)

she called me a tranny for like 3 years before i came out, and it was really annoying bc she could call me a tranny but i couldn't call her it back (SHE IS TRANS DONT COME FOR HER SHE IS AMAZING AND I LOVE HER SO MUCH)

she loves me

I LOVE HER SO MUCH

ah, the loss of our boys. such a sad yearly occurrence. just wondering, i know that girls go to college to get more knowledge, but where do nb ppl go? do we go to college on jupiter? do we study jupiter in college? are we just floating in an endless void?

Destination? Jupiter. Reason for traveling? Well to get more stupider.

this is how i feel about "girl". ik its just a word ppl use like dude and bro and stuff i just really dont like it in relation to me. yeah you can say "girl is gender neutral" but it isn't to me. call other people girl, idgaf! but dont call me girl.

imagine if someone just like started addressing you as Dipshit, like youre just talking about your day & they say "no way Dipshit, that's crazy." and then maybe you say to them that you would prefer not to be addressed as Dipshit & their response is "well in my major metropolitan area 'Dipshit' is not considered an insult. im not saying i think youre stupid when i call you Dipshit, i call my mom dipshit all the time" so you say Thats cool but please dont call Me that. and then they just repeat that it's something they say daily, they call all of their best friends & lovers dipshits & are called dipshit in return. "my grandma calls me dipshit at the dinner table, it doesnt mean anything." so you say Yes i understand that your friends & grandma arent bothered by being called Dipshit but *i* am, & i would prefer if you didnt address me as that. and they say "it's literally not possible for me to stop calling you dipshit, and it's not reasonable for you to ask me to, dipshit." anyway this post is about nothing in particular

shes driving me crazy

"being single is boring af bro"

SO DATE ME

YOU KNOW I LIKE YOU

bb noooo

"i look rlly ugly rn icel"

no u dont ily ur so pretty all the timeeeee

literally shes so pretty

shes basically the sun and the moon and the stars. she shines so brightly i cant even look at her (or i'll go red)

nooo not my rizzler!!

DO IT or ill throw a pig at you (the pig will be fine, i cant say the same for y'all)

@sizzlingcandyjellyfishhhhhh @woollychicken @thatlesbianmallgoth @littlechaoscryptid

 A friend threatened me to repost so I will!

Basically, there r tons of fake asses on tumblr who just want comments and followers, so someone started this to see who's actually a good friend. Everyone I tag better repost (and tag other people and preferably threaten them in a creative way as well) bc I'm high on caffeine and newfound lesbianism and will resort to violence.

@ey-theys-was-coronas

@fangirlhehe

I would tag more people but they're the only ones I've really interacted with-

necessary for you all to see

WEEE!! WEEEE!!! WEEE!!! YAYYY!! YIPPIE! WAHOO! AWAWAWA!!! WEE WEE WAA WAA WAA! ZWEEM !! BABABABA! YAHOOO WEE YAY WYEE !! WEWEWEE!!

shes amazing

she is disgusting

ive watched a video of her drinking literal piss

when i confessed to my friends they told me that in middle school she would write things on the walls in shit

ive seen her lick the ground

i love her

everything she does is magic and nobody can convince me otherwise

she is awful

i hate her.

i mean kind of. boston is insane

fascinating assumption

first rugby tournament completed!

i played for like 4 minutes and it was cold and miserable but i did it!