The Existence Of A Parameter Space Implies That You Could Like Hang Out There And Maybe Have A Good Time

call me lee harvey oswald the way my head is life changing

me: … and like why is the AI revolution about automating art not labor?

dad (professional artist): well, we’ve gotta steal from the people we always steal from first, first.

airport pro tip: store your IEDs towards the top of your luggage so that they can easily accessed during checkpoints and promptly deployed mid-flight.

if those japanese cartoons are right, getting taken prisoner by elves is one of gods greatest gifts

a dragonfly landed on my fishing rod!!!1!1!!! suicide postponed!!!!1!1!!

albuterol is just nox for cyclists

*wiping the compression artifacts off my face* mmmm another long day in the jpeg mines

the saddest part of henry kissinger dying is that i didn’t get to kill him myself

me sitting on the floor of the bathroom with the lights off and the door closed eating bowls of pills like cereal with kamala harris: so tell me more about venn diagrams

kamala: *manic laughter*

They call me J.R.R Jelqing, on account of me being a big Tolkien fan. Also I can oft be found in my study jelqing just like the old masters.