You Know That Feeling....when Someone Stayed In The Sun For A Long Time.....and You Sit Next To Them

me: okay, so, are we fighting or are we flirting? because i'm getting mixed signals here

vampire: my fangs are literally inches from your throat right now

me: that doesn't answer my question

reblog this if you are gay, constantly tired, or a cryptic entity that merely inhabits a human form

Thinking of doing a New Years one week challenge, (give up soda for a week, give up dairy for a week, 100 pushups a day for a week, that kind of thing) Any suggestions?

Hamlet, illustrated by John Austen (1922)

Idk how to articulate this but I don’t trust any actor who says their dream role is hamlet - it’s almost always just an ego thing…….UNLESS they also dream of playing Richard II.

Then it’s apparent that they’re just obsessed with playing the most pathetically tragic sad little meow meow they possibly can

women arent complicated youre just dumb

i am the shyest attention whore ever

I want to learn how to play the piano and the violin and the accordion and also I want to learn latin and greek and italian and russian and japanese and I also wanna take acting and singing and dancing classes and I wanna draw and I wanna paint and I wanna sculpt and I wanna write stories and compose songs and bake bread and I will never forgive my country's school system for taking up ALL of the space in my life and letting me do none of those things

I couldn’t sleep until I drew this

I never saw a better gif than this and I doubt I ever will