I Want To Learn How To Play The Piano And The Violin And The Accordion And Also I Want To Learn Latin

Saying there are no aliens in the universe is like scooping a cup of water out of the ocean and saying there are no fish.

Post Apocalyptic Stories

video game/fanfiction: so this is NYC in the future, robots have free will and are starting a revolution against humans, non-toxic vegetables are getting rarer and rarer due to pollution, there are only 2 billion people left on earth,

me : ha nice some XXIVth century shit

game/fanfic : The Year Is 2025,

the way urls that are some variant of the name Horatio are super common because we're that much of Hamlet lovers... very sweet

y’all

a mutual of mine

suddenly has posts on their blog

with links to “find women to have sex with”

my mutual is NOT POSTING THESE

tumblr just got even worse

my love language is people cooking and feeding each other food, like it’s so intimate for no reason

Hamlet: Drank the liquid inside of my magic 8 ball and I’ve been predicting the future all day. My uncle says it was just normal water but whatever he dies tomorrow anyways.

Claudius: *dies the next day*

Hamlet: *holding bloody sword* See, I told you!

all this praise for female actors who have been hamlet onstage. well. what about the praise for ME. who has been hamlet so many times. inside my head

i don’t know how to ask for help i disappear and come back when i’m good

🌾serf03 Follow she swinks on my pikeshaft afore i crow gardyloo

👑lord-williams Follow utter hogwash. banished from my domain

🌾serf03 Follow alas

Neil’s footprint on the moon will probably become a tourist attraction once space tourism takes off