Me, Reading Hamlet Talk To Himself For Pages And Pages : *sobs* You're The Only One Who Fucking Gets

local bitch decides to daydream instead of getting a degree

conservatives be like "trump is awesome" and their source is trump himself

Mykonos, Greece 🇬🇷

Hamlet, illustrated by John Austen (1922)

Hamlet: I am a simple being. I see anything, I have a crisis

i’m oscillating between dimensions y’all want anything

Ophelia: You looked stressed.

Hamlet: Thanks, it’s the stress.

women arent complicated youre just dumb

you know that feeling....when someone stayed in the sun for a long time.....and you sit next to them and rest your head on their shoulder......and you feel the warmth of their skin....,,,,

Hamlet: Bad news: My uncle locked us out of the castle.

Good news: We didn’t have to wait along for a locksmith. 

Bad news: Laertes finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks and has tried to unlock more of my Tragic Backstory ™. I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned it was because, at thirteen, I figured it was the kind of skill that would impress cute people. 

Good news: A cute girl saw me do it. 

Bad news: It was Ophelia, and since she’s already seen me fall out of several trees, cry over a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, She’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. She knows.