me, reading hamlet talk to himself for pages and pages : *sobs* you're the only one who fucking gets me
local bitch decides to daydream instead of getting a degree
conservatives be like "trump is awesome" and their source is trump himself
Mykonos, Greece 🇬🇷
Hamlet, illustrated by John Austen (1922)
Hamlet: I am a simple being. I see anything, I have a crisis
i’m oscillating between dimensions y’all want anything
Ophelia: You looked stressed.
Hamlet: Thanks, it’s the stress.
women arent complicated youre just dumb
you know that feeling....when someone stayed in the sun for a long time.....and you sit next to them and rest your head on their shoulder......and you feel the warmth of their skin....,,,,
Hamlet: Bad news: My uncle locked us out of the castle.
Good news: We didn’t have to wait along for a locksmith.Â
Bad news: Laertes finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks and has tried to unlock more of my Tragic Backstory â„¢. I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned it was because, at thirteen, I figured it was the kind of skill that would impress cute people.Â
Good news: A cute girl saw me do it.Â
Bad news: It was Ophelia, and since she’s already seen me fall out of several trees, cry over a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, She’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. She knows.
mostly dark academia shitposting - any pronouns
242 posts