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Vintage/Retro Bowling Alley Carpet Patterns

angel plumbers

straight people have a fundamental misunderstanding of gay culture and not simply in the modern cadence. they seem determined to believe that, historically, no men loved men or no women loved women. this means as a gay person it is my righteous duty to inform them that the wild west was full of gay cowboys

Exactly two (2) students in the history of Hogwarts were brave enough to call Minerva Mcgonagall “Purrfessor” to her face.

Sirius Black

Fred Weasley

I want to learn how to play the piano and the violin and the accordion and also I want to learn latin and greek and italian and russian and japanese and I also wanna take acting and singing and dancing classes and I wanna draw and I wanna paint and I wanna sculpt and I wanna write stories and compose songs and bake bread and I will never forgive my country's school system for taking up ALL of the space in my life and letting me do none of those things

Broke: vampires are vulnerable to the trappings of Christianity only, particularly Catholicism, no matter how dubiously applied. (See: Van Helsing's Communion wafer grouting).

Woke: vampires are vulnerable to sincere faith of all kinds, and atheist vampire-hunters need to believe very strongly in the Power of Friendship or their love of Star Trek to get by.

Bespoke: vampires are vulnerable to the faith that they followed when they were alive, and hunters tracking down an ancient vampire are obliged to learn about Neo-Babylonian theology or Middle Palaeolithic bear cults.

Post Apocalyptic Stories

video game/fanfiction: so this is NYC in the future, robots have free will and are starting a revolution against humans, non-toxic vegetables are getting rarer and rarer due to pollution, there are only 2 billion people left on earth,

me : ha nice some XXIVth century shit

game/fanfic : The Year Is 2025,

Banksy sees Trump serving McDonald’s in the White House and throws his hat on the floor and jumps on it repeatedly, cursing like an old timey gold prospector.

oh yeah studying is going fine, would be better with your arm draped across my waist as I periodically recite an interesting fact to which you sleepily mumble your appreciation tho

yeah maybe i watch wagner’s operas only to make even more stupid jokes so what