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google search how to recognise what you’re feeling when it’s not super intense or the Void
trying this new thing where I make my decisions based on “common sense” and not my prophetic visions & omens
are you ever scrolling through tumblr and you have a thought and immediately lose it so you have to scroll back up to give your brain the conditions under which it originally created the thought so you can bring it back
stop posting abt yearning or tender or watever and post about THIS
i am the shyest attention whore ever
Member of the “Sorry, I didn’t hear what you just told me, because there are those two people talking 5 meters away, a child crying on the opposite sidewalk, and 3 cars passing by, on all of which my brain focused and put at equal volume in my ear instead of politely putting your sound first” squad
“The barbie franchise enforces gender stereotypes”
Ken is literally a trophy husband to a successful rich beautiful business woman but okay go off I guess
RT really has a type huh
Wizards near me
venom (2018) production designer: *puts a lobster tank in the middle of a restaurant to show how fancy it is*
tom hardy:
*Lemony Snicket voice* The word ‘poison’ here can mean many things. ‘Poison’ may literally refer to the presence of an unwashed llama in a stream from which a nearby village likely collects its drinking water. Likewise, it may figuratively refer to the effect of greed and isolation on the priorities of a young ruler, or the machinations of a villainous royal advisor on the health and wellbeing of said young ruler. In this case, however, ‘poison’ most literally refers to the poison, the poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco’s poison… That poison.
Banksy sees Trump serving McDonald’s in the White House and throws his hat on the floor and jumps on it repeatedly, cursing like an old timey gold prospector.
Part of the New Internet Grammar: using question marks not to denote questions, but upturns in voice, so that a tentative statement gets a question mark but a flatly delivered question doesn’t.
How Antis-Mario see Luigi toward his brother
How Luigi is in reality toward his brother
hey check THIS shit out: *treats you with mutual respect*
local bitch decides to daydream instead of getting a degree
Black and White painting by Bob Ross
rami just ran by in front of my car lmfao
straight people have a fundamental misunderstanding of gay culture and not simply in the modern cadence. they seem determined to believe that, historically, no men loved men or no women loved women. this means as a gay person it is my righteous duty to inform them that the wild west was full of gay cowboys
not to be full of love but uhh *taps heart* there’s a whole lot in there
Reblog this if you’re pro-receiving a brown paper package containing one (1) handwritten love letter, a small jar of strawberry jam from the farmers market, and a smattering of pressed flowers.
crying over sirius black seems like a good way to spend my time right
i have dumb bitch disease and YES im afraid it is fatal
guys you weren’t ugly 10 years ago you were just literal children
I was in line at Aldi and this girl with two toddlers in front of me had her card declined and she looked so fucking sad and said “let me call my husband real quick” and it was only 18 dollars, so I just paid for it, and she was very sweet and then as she walked off, the lady behind me said `”You know that was probably a scam, right?” and like, even if it was, like what a sad fucking scam, right? 18 dollars at the Aldi. If you’re “scamming” me for some Tyson chicken and apple juice and cauliflower, then just take my fucking money.
“A scam” people are fucking wild.
Ronald Weasley