squaloropera

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You ever have a dream that makes you just So Concerned, but not for the traditional reasons. Like, I don’t mean “omg I had a dream about doing bad stuff I must be insane” but moreso. I had a dream last night where I found out I had a stalker who was obsessed with me romantically. For some reason my choice of action was to lay next to him in my garden (because he had been watching through my window) and demand that he share his cigarette. I don’t know why, but I had the oddest desire to indulge him. Anyways this is concerning solely because it reveals a frightening amount about my self-preservation instincts. Or lack thereof.

I would kill anyone for these three

Banana fish fanbase, community or whatever you call yourselves, I'm about to give an honest opinion and ask something super important here and I want to see if you all agree with me on this. So—can we all agree that these's three–👇

Are so underrated and most underappreciated. They are just so awesome and sweet, and it honestly hurts me to see that they don't get enough love and attention. (To me at least.)

They really respect their boss, is fully aware of the danger they have to face and they were super chilled when Eiji just suddenly showed up and gotten involved. (I adore his friendship with Kong and Bones btw🥺💓)

So, am I the only one who thinks like this or do you all feel the same?

yeah‼️

banan. fish?

Korrasami walked (held hands) so Caitvi could run (Vi topped Caitlyn on screen) and I think that’s beautiful. Lesbiab ❤️❤️❤️

I’m not saying it’s a good thing that Vi went to Stillwater, but I am saying she got like two grand’s worth of tattoos and probably traded like. Some mid-range weed for it. It’s not all bad.

whoever invented the whole ‘Cain Blood is 17’ thing I’m exploding you with my mind. Just so you know. You’re getting exploded. There’s literally nothing I can find, manga or anime, to support that. Just a tumblr post. Rumours of his 17-ness have been greatly exaggerated.

Being trans is so fucking funny cause my sister will be like “Ugh I wish I had a dick it probably feels crazy” and I have to be careful not to agree too hard or she’ll look at me like this

I love that Cain is one of the only adults in the main cast, so he would probably be absolutely lost when it comes to shenanigans.

Cain: Do you have a plan?

Sing: Yeah! I'm gonna go fuck around and find out!

Cain: That's not a plan.

Sing: Yeah, well, maybe I don't have a plan Cain!

”If I say I hate white people, never ever am I talking about this lovely lady right here”

cain: i hate white ppl

ash: >:)

cain: except this one, this one is fine

10/10 would smooch

the banana fish fandom NEEDS to pay attention to this man more LORD i love u cain

Me: Oh wow I love Quan Yizhen he’s so autistic and silly. He’s me fr. I bet tumblr loves him I’ll check his tag. Tumblr:

TEACHER’S PET A LA MELANIE MARTINEZ :DDD

he’s me fr guys

I think it's funny that every martial god has some sort of special weapon specifically made for them except for quan yizhen. mu qing has zhanmandao, feng xin has fengshen, pei ming has mingguang, xie lian has ruoye but quan yizhen has his fists and pure unadultered autism

I’M SCREAMING

made me think of them.

OH BOY THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO SAVE AS A DRAFT

is this a safe space to say that if he was real this man would not be safe from me

There would be nowhere he could go where I would not find him and ask him out. Asexuality be damned, he could be go to the ends of the earth and I would sense him like a shark and chase him with speed previously unseen by humanity. He could be hiding in a little house in the ass crack of the turtle holding up the planet and I would show up at his door with a rose between my teeth. I want him biblically. I want him in a way that would make Jesus himself rise from the ground and punch me in the throat. Then Jesus would see this man and join in instead.

is this a safe space to say that if he was real this man would not be safe from me

There would be nowhere he could go where I would not find him and ask him out. Asexuality be damned, he could be go to the ends of the earth and I would sense him like a shark and chase him with speed previously unseen by humanity. He could be hiding in a little house in the ass crack of the turtle holding up the planet and I would show up at his door with a rose between my teeth. I want him biblically. I want him in a way that would make Jesus himself rise from the ground and punch me in the throat. Then Jesus would see this man and join in instead.

the kids aren’t okay

The popularity of ATSV was so funny cause Gwen having a trans metaphor storyline really had people trying to explain why ally representation supersedes actual queer representation

Me if I have to face another brat summer instead of the studio ghibli summer I’ve wanted since I was eleven

I had a dream where I adopted a baby boy who I adored more than anything. I don’t remember his name or his face or where he came from but I remember that I loved him. In the dream, my mother decided that I was an unfit parent (fair but like. Rude) and insisted that I return him to where he came from. I cried and begged and cradled him to my chest, but she was resolute and had a fair point so I couldn’t argue with her even as she forced me to betray and abandon my son. Obviously as a person with no problems and a normal relationship with my mother this was random and meant nothing at all.

The girls on tiktok brought back the word fujoshi, if nobody told you.

Yeah, they don’t know the definition or history and get mad when you try to correct them. No yeah they post about the fetish mangas too. Yeah.

wow, this is so cool! (Said while actively tying a noose)

banana fish x Mitski

Song lyrics from *I'm your man* by mitski

I love him

vomit-colored maggot for @circus-complex 💗

arguing with Facebook dudes while being in the closet is so funny

”If you’re not happy single then you won’t be happy in a relationship” WRONG if I don’t take a nap on someone’s chest RIGHT THE FUCK NOW it will cause loss of function in my liver

Omg yes the brother ever

The adult one looks ashamed. The child one looks angry. Screams until I die.

oh sweet angst,,

TELL ME THESE FUCKERS WERE NOT IMPLYING HE WEARS FUCKING JORDANS

drawing fanart is so funny cause you notice details that you wouldn’t notice normally but make you actively murderous. Like what the fuck do you mean my wife walks around with these on his feet.

I am about to end up with an entire list of countries in which I am not welcome while in possession of my head and pulse

drawing fanart is so funny cause you notice details that you wouldn’t notice normally but make you actively murderous. Like what the fuck do you mean my wife walks around with these on his feet.

I am about to end up with an entire list of countries in which I am not welcome while in possession of my head and pulse

for someone who likes not being awake so much, I sure do a lot of overtime