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UPDATE: Butch Stan Pines was just under this post.

*fictional male character who’s old and shitty and emotionally constipated and has a dedicated fanbase of people that lust after him*

you know I just don’t see the appeal, personally. not my thing I guess but I’m glad y’all are having fun

*the exact same character but as a butch lesbian*

oh.

actual diary entry from when i was in 5th grade oh my god

If you ask the neighbors which one of them is the funniest, most would say its Barnaby.

If you asked Barnaby who's the funniest neighbor? He'd say its Frank XD

consuming ur art rn

newly discovered brain-eating amoeba BEWARE

BY THE WAY. IF YOU EVEN FUCKING CARE

𝕲𝖚𝖎𝖉𝖊 𝖋𝖔𝖗 𝕯𝖆𝖗𝖐 𝕬𝖈𝖆𝖉𝖊𝖒𝖎𝖆 - 𝖗𝖔𝖔𝖒 𝖉𝖊𝖈𝖔𝖗𝖆𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓𝖘

Overall aesthetics: This aesthetics mostly focuses on classical literature, the pursuit of self-discovery, vintage objects, the pursuit of learning and knowledge, and history. It’s heavily inspired by European architecture and culture from the 19th century and Greek arts

Key colors: mainly earthy, muted tones such as forest or sage green, dark brown, beige, white, cream, dark orange, gold, and burgundy

Wall decor: 

Insect display case - this decoration is in my opinion very aesthetically pleasing and resembles dark academia. You may have exposed butterflies and moths, or other beetles and insects…

Vintage picture frames 

Old maps and newspaper cutouts 

Astrology tapestry 

Old fashion clocks 

Picture collage with vintage pictures, poems, and book pages

Any scientific sketches of botany or zoology 

Gold framed mirrors

Furniture and ornaments: the older and dustier the better. It’s important to have furniture with dark wood tones

Dark wooden study desk

Drawer cabinet

Old chair

Bookshelves

Old desk lamps, bankers or piano lamp

Vintage suitcase/briefcase

Clothing rack - you want to display your clothes

Books, books, and books - keep them everywhere

Greek busts

Gramophone/record player

Typewriter

Lantern

Globe

Dried plants, leaves, and/or vines

Plant in a birdcage 

Hourglass or stopwatch

Candles and candlestick holders - you can use vintage candlestick holders or wine glasses  

Some small accessories:

Vintage trinkets - some small thrift trinkets or collectible items

Chess set

Stationery set

Quill and ink

Leather-bound journal

Vintage film camera

Crystal liquor bottles

Vintage tea set - if you love coffee or tea you wanna have some nice looking cups to drink from

Armillary sphere

Magnifying glass - you won’t probably use it but it’s a really nice thing to have a display

Candle snuffer

Compass

Art supplies - if you’re an artist don’t be afraid to show your art supplies. Have your brushes, pencils, and paints exposed on your desk or even have an art corner with everything there

happy decorating!!

(PICTURES ARE FROM PINTEREST. ALL CREDITS TO THEIR AUTHORS. IF YOU OWN ANY OF THESE PICTURES AND WANT THEM REMOVED JUST LET ME KNOW)

-michala <3

This had me audibly cackling in the office

Things that happened in BoJack Horseman

A deep exploration of the 5 stages of grief through the stories of 3 people across time.

A realistic depiction of domestic violence, subtrance abuse, and how it all starts beautifully.

A story of a child Hollywoo star getting wrecked by life and fame which leads to an early death while also serving as a commentary of child celebrities and the way the industry can effect them.

A 50 almost taking advantege of a 17 year old and the long term effects on both of them.

A 20 minute monologue by the main character which is just a eulogy to his abusive mother (that got nominated for an Emmy).

A historically accurate story of a women from a luxurious family getting traumatized, and victimized by misogyny which leads her to a misrable life and becoming an abuser herself.

The full story of a couple getting married all the way to a divorce while unpacking why the marrige failed.

Also things that happened in BoJack Horseman

After many rewrites and changes, a movie ended up being a bimonthly curated box of snacks mid production.

Someone openned their own very unsafe DisneyLand, almost got sued but was saved because of a typo in the document copywriting DisneyLand.

An adult women dated 3 kids in a trench coat (which may or may not be a real adult).

A Hollywoo celebritie opened a store foor Halloween store for January with no floor, and Andrew Garfield fell down.

A character joined improv class that turned out to be a cult.

Character Actress Margo Martindale drive's another celebritie's bout straight to a ship full of spaggeti. Now the spagetti is cooking due to an ad that is actually a mirror, and because it's cooking, it's sinking straight to a city underwater. The Hot Sexy Killer Wale Uber and a celebritie who has just a bunch of spageti strainers laying around can stop it, but that person went to see a movie fir two hours.

A sex robot became a CEO of a company.

A Hollywoo celebritie challenged the governor of california to a ski race of which the winner will be the governor. His represent then does a bunch of legal gymnastics to make that happen. Said celebritie than admits to have no idea how to ski. In the end just some guy wins the race by accident and immediately resigns.

A house fell underground with celebrities in it so everyone kills and eats Zach Braff.

Damn.

CONSIDER

Jonah keeping and preserving the eyes of his past hosts and keeping them in the same place as the bones

Hey. Don't feel bad about what we did. Janet was gonna put me in a psych ward. You saved me. And Doug? Eh. We just wanted his hand. And now look what you can do with it. That hand… was gonna do terrible things. And now it’s a… it’s a conduit for the talent of REO Speedwagon. LISA FRANKENSTEIN (2024) dir. Zelda Williams, written by Diablo Cody