Anti Milkvan - Blog Posts

I like the idea of M22gate being the name for the teaser coming out on wills birthday.

It reminds me of Mileven (like M11 yknow) except we're doubling down against the haters

maya hawke playing in the background, and my st brainrot, lets rant about my expectations for st s5!!

Stancy

Can we agree that their relationship was never meant to last? Literally every Stancy scene this season was ooc and made me want to puke. The only think I want in their relationship is for them to realize their happier off as friends, and to be happy with their past memories. I want Steve and Nancy to realize that they want each other in their future as someone to rely on, someone who's been there from the start, in different forms and positions.

Mileven

Now, I've never really liked this ship. Sure they're cute, but the fact that Eleven was in a relationship with Mike even before she could properly speak just makes me uncomfortable. El needs to figure out who she truly is, and come to terms with her past and her powers. And Mike? Well,

#MikeWheelerIKnowWhatYouAre

Max Mayfield

Forever angry at the Duffers for hurting my child like this, how could you do this to her.

But I have a lot of expectations for her next season!

I really like the idea of her waking up and being kind of a host for vecna(like will was in s2), but helping in turning the tide around and being an active part of defeating Vecna because do you really believe that Max Mayfield is going to sit there comatose for the entire season?

Elmax

I fully and truly believe that El is going to get Max back and then beat the shit out of Vecna for hurting her gf. Can't wait for El to keep her promise and kill Vecna again!!!

I also want more memories of them, maybe scenes we didn't see, or maybe El wrote Max letters? Also El and Lucas bonding in the hospital as they wait for Max to wake up.

Byler

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

If I had a dollar for everytime I looked at two characters and thought "aw they have a sibling like bond!" and they turned out to be dating I'd have two dollars. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice

Claim your badges guys 🥹🙏

we finally reached the year of Byler endgame. Hopefully the teaser drops soon ✨️

The thing that is so weird is that when you point out Mike's behaviour towards El, people tend to say:

-They are teenagers, they make mistakes but they love each other

But later go and say:

-I don't ship byler because Mike treats Will that way, blaj blah blah

Hypocrital.

IM CRYINGG

Finr! Since you byelrs are to incompantente and delusional, I will not explan in words but in ART!!

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Sorry anon but I can’t access whatever this is for some strange reason? If anyone can can they reblog it or dm what it is? I’m honestly really curious and I want to see if this could genuinely convert me and rid me of my delusinaul ways 🥺🥺

'Mileven majority' MY ASS

Best part is the only thing the milkvans WANT us to have is a crash out over this 💀

Dw hon, you can have ur own thing 😘

Since when did the millipedes have have a rain scene tf. What will even happen in it 💀

"omg El im so sorry i havent said ily but i mean it a lot ily 🥰🥰🥰🥰😌😌😌😌"

"omg ily too mikey 🥰🥰🥰😌😌😌"

tf send help to my sanity 💀

Okay this was NOT SUBTLE

You must be allergic to girls not

I'm lesbian actually 🫶, also I love the fact that you felt you had to ask me something AGAIN just cuz you're upset 🙂‍↕️ anygays byler4life 💙💛

Hateeee bylerrrrrrr. When Mike did the monologue things started to go right, Lucas defeated that guy , etc.

I'm allergic to milk, please stay back

I need to remind y’all that this actually happened