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Can I request all the characters you can do with an s/o who tries to pour bleach into their eyes becuase of something they saw on the internet?

Request: Yes Summery: Reader pours bleach into their eyes when they see something cursed on the internet Characters: Peter parker, Tony stark, Osamu dazai, chuuya nakahara, steve harrington, Eddie munson, Joker, Harley, elvis, tartaglia and beidou. Genre: Big crackheaded shit

A/n: Guess who's alive! sorry for keeping you from this one, I hope you'll enjoy this request, it was lots of fun to write haha! Now enjoy you guys before my social and private life will kick me in the ass again-

Peter parker

this poor boy got the biggest heart attack of his life-

There you two were, just chilling in the compound of the avengers, as you were in the kitchen and him on the couch, when he suddenly heard you scream.

He quickly ran towards you, sliding into the kitchen seeing you wave your eyes dry cause they looked red and and puffy

"WHAT HAPPENED-" He screamed a bit in distress, as he saw the bleach at the side, dumbfounded as you explained it that you saw a cursed meme on your phone.

He takes you to the infirmary of course, as he cleaned the mess up

lets just say from now on your not ever alone with the chemicals around you

Tony stark

After hearing your screams, he quickly ran towards you

"kid what happened-"

He saw the bleach, your puffy red eyes, ur crying face and immediately knew what happened

"Okay why did you pour bleach in your eyes what is wrong with you-"

You explained what happened and he immediately slapped himself in the face

"for this dumb reason you decided to throw bleach in your eyes?"

He'll get you cleaned up

Expect child locks on everything now, something only he can open

Osamu dazai

"Oh belladonna~!" he chirped as you just were blinking constantly, trying to get the burn out of your eyes

He looked at the table where the bleach was still at, and your eyes who are red, puffy and look like they went through hell-

"....YOU DOING A SUICIDE WITHOUT ME-?"

In all seriousness, he would be concerned about what happened that made you do this.

Probably listening and curious what you have seen that did this, search it up and then join you too

now your two idiots with bleach in their eyes

congrats your made for each other

Chuuya nakahara

"WHAT THE-"

He'll scold you like a mad man

"WHY ON EARTH DID YOU DO THAT-"

He loves you to much though, so he would help you get your eyes treated cause of the love he has for you, if it was dazai who did this he would just let him die <3

You will pout at the way he's treating you, which would make him melt a bit and kiss your entire face

Steve harrington

His mother mode got activated, I swear to god.

Towels? Water? Where the fuck did you even see this shit that you decided to just throw bleach In your eyes

"Sweetheart why did you do that-"

"I saw something at the neighbours house that I shouldn't have."

He will just chuckle, scold you for being such an idiot and help you settle down a bit because your eyes burn like hell

don't worry, he still loves you

Eddie munson

we all know the kind of place Eddie lives, not the big and fancy houses that almost every character in the show has

so when you just did the laundry, looking over at the neighbours on accident, seeing a whole...intercourse scene happening in front of your eyes, you couldn't help it but walk back inside

and so the random bleach in the eyes started

Eddie, looking at you like your crazy, slapped the bleach right out of your hands

"Doll what the fuck-"

He helped you clean it up, scolding you for being crazy

"they call me crazy but what about you-"

The Joker

Boy this man would just laugh at you-

no mercy, he ain't the type of man for that man

He would order some of his henchmen to follow in your footsteps, which they can't refuse cause like, either bleach in your eyes or die at the hands of the joker? bleach it is-

he does however have a little soft spot for you, so he'll order frost to go and help you clean up, recover from this stupid decision you made.

Maybe he'll search up the things that traumatised you so much and broadcast it through all Gotham.

Harley quinn

Just like J, she would laugh, only at some point she'll help you herself

when out of sight of the joker, she'll scold you for being such an idiot

"sweetie why?"

You explained the thing you saw online as you saw her shudder

"Yeah that explains why, I see why you did it-" Giggles leave both you and Quinn

She'll help you the best she could, as she smiles at you

"now MAKE OVER TIME-"

Get ready to be dragged into some shopping without paying

Elvis presley

"Mama have you seen my- OMG-"

You scare him To death as he pushed the bleach away, immediatly helping you get rid of the sting

"SATNIN WHAT ON EARTH-"

You explained what happened, That some fan had send you a letter and the pictures with it were so disgusting

Now Elvis didn't like that one bit.

after aiding you, he made sure to track down this person and make sure there will be a nice chat.

"I got you lil mama, I got you"

Tartaglia

"Babe I'm homeeee- what happened to you-?"

You sat there, sniffling as your eyes were burning badly

"I poured bleach in it"

"why-"

"I got flashed by our neighbour-"

Childe was not having that.

"come here darling let me help you."

He was so nice to put you into one of his sweaters, cleaning you up and giving you soft kisses on your forehead, making sure your comfortable before he would have a talk with your neighbours

Nothing you'll know

Beidou

She expected to come home with a smiling lover, but instead, she came home with her lover having bleach on the floor and in your eyes.

"Oh dear what happened?"

You told her you kinda got some gross photo's from some men, and when you got home you wanted to forget those photo's so you bleached your eyes, which was a bad idea.

Beidou shushed you, helped you clean up as she cupped your face, kissing your lips shortly and smiles at you, hiding her anger for your sake

She puts you comfy as she quickly made an excuse to see ningguang, who secretly has a soft spot for you

lets just say you never see or hear from those men again.

I hope requests r still open, if they r may i get a male reader whos the younger brother 2 beidou maybe he’s around 15-17, [reader] ends up getting captured by the fatui. beidou ends up rescuing him but he became incredibly sensitive and just the complete opposite than what he used to be bc [reader] used to have the same personality basically as his big sister he even had a electro vision. however now he just scared of most things and even has slight marks of having used a delusion.

Beidou x brother reader

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During the fight with the resistance, you had gone missing and today was the day Beidou would finally give you back.

She did. But you weren't the same.

When she found you, you were chained to a corner of a small room. You didn't call out her name when you saw her, you just stared.

Getting you back to the crux broke her heart seeing how much you changed and how much you were hurting. Most of your body was covered in bandages when the healers were done with you.

You didn't like loud noises anymore and would celebrate with the crew

When Beidou tried to hug you to back away or flinch

It was crazy how soft spoken you are now. The crew genuinely thought you were a different person

Kazuha and Beidou stayed patient with you though. They listened to you and helped you with your truma

Beidou wanted to kill every member of the fatui for what they had done

"Good morning Y/n. How are you feeling?" Beidou said entering your room with breakfast on a tray.

You weakly smiled up at her. "I'm alright." Moving to sit up beidou saw the bandages wrapped around your shoulder and chest and got sad.

'Why him' she thought while setting the food on his lap noticing how he jumped a little when she placed it down.

The once happy go lucky kid that she knew was gone and she knew it was going to take a long time for him to come back but she was willing to wait.

Anything for her little brother.

I've been thinking of starting a horror?/my stery Hurt/comfort series where there are 20 prompts and you can choose any, it's just something that I thought of while I was paranoid by no lights in the house.

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I don't write for the children unless it's something platonic.

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domesticity.

summary: a snapshot of intimacy from when you live with albedo, beidou, childe and hu tao.

notes: fluff, headcanons, 546 words

Albedo: he picks wildflowers for the dinner table. When he has art block, he lets you draw whatever you want in his sketchbook. Sometimes Klee comes over and you finger paint together as Albedo cooks fish (it’s always fish night when Klee is visiting). He likes it when you kiss the star at the base of his throat. When he’s busy concentrating on some project or paper, you can hand him anything and he’ll take it without question (once, he tried to drink the pepper shaker you handed him, and it took a dozen kisses to cheer him up… or maybe he just wanted you to kiss him). It makes him smile when he sees your shoes lined up neatly next to his at the doorway.

Beidou: you wrap your legs around her waist as she carries you around the house with ease. You leave little notes for each other everywhere (on the fridge: you ate all of the eggs again; on the bathroom mirror: appointment at 11am, don’t forget; on your forehead when she leaves for work: I love you so much). She sends you pictures of random things and says this reminds her of you (everything beautiful reminds her of you). There’s a dent in the sofa from all the times you have cuddled there together, watching movies and shows. The two of you have a collection of seashells from every beach you’ve visited, kept in a jar in the bedroom. Beidou has a myriad of scars and she lets you trace them, recounting each of the events in where she got them.

Childe: he likes it when you lay on top of him so he can rest his head in the crook of your neck. He runs full throttle down the grocery store aisle as you sit in the cart, shrieking. The two of you go to the beach and he carries you on his back and dumps you into the waves, only for you to pull him down with you. There’s a collection of cookbooks in the kitchen, and Childe leaves little notes in the margins (they really liked this dish; oh, we ate something similar on our first date; I would add some herbs). Sometimes, you’ll kiss every freckle you can find on his body and Childe wishes you would never stop. He likes taking pictures of you, scrolling through his collection of them when he’s in a bad mood so he can smile again.

Hu Tao: She takes you out at 3am and the two of you wander around places like the grocery store, or the park, laughing the whole time. She picks up your favorite candy and surprises you with it on random occasions. Her favorite thing is when you towel each other’s hair dry after a shower. She rests her head against your chest so she can hear your heartbeat. Hu Tao looks up haunted places and convinces you to go with her, holding your hand the whole time as she yells for the ghosts to come out. She has a collection of silly mugs, and when she goes out, she always comes home with one more for the collection (her favorites are the first pair of mugs you two bought together, no matter how worn they get).

Can I please have a headcanon for keqing, beidou, jean and zhongli with a tomboy fem S/O with short hair and wears vintage suits, newsboy hats, wingtip shoes and sometimes steals the characters clothes but she still wears lipgloss,lipbalm and lipstick? Please tell me if that is to much

— ⚡️ THEM WITH A TOMBOY S/O - WHOS STILL IN TOUCH WITH THEIR FEMININE SIDE

includes — zhongli, keqing, beidou, jean

warnings — n/a

pronouns — she/her

ZHONGLI

i feel like the community has already established a common headcanon that zhongli really doesn’t care for looks — he’s literally all for personality

so if his s/o dressed more on the masculine side, he wouldn’t mind nor would he really bat an eye at all

however, if you happened to wear the vibrant red shade on your lips, he wouldn’t hesitate to start a conversation about it

zhongli finds the contrast between your overall style, and the pop of colour on your face to be beautifully different — it’s not often in liyue you see such style paired with it, so he’s taken aback by it (in a positive way)

KEQING

somewhat similar to zhongli, she’s indifferent to it most of the time — if that’s what makes you comfortable, then so be it

however i can tell you with full confidence — keqing would simp as soon as she saw the bright colour that painted your lips

i’m talking eyes widening, jaw dropping, heart skipping a beat, and mind going blank — she’s the type to fawn and swoon over the contrast of the two things

overal keqing is a simp for you (respectfully and modestly ofc) and she’s super in tune with your comfort levels

BEIDOU

cheerleader, number one fan, literally crying in tears from beside you as you just stand there being... well... you

beidou is hard to impress when it comes to anything other then you — if you so much as wear slacks, a button down, or a hat, and top it off with a bright coloured chap or lipstick

yeah beidou will overload in love — she’s the type of girlfriend to constantly hype you up and just flirt so much with you, so expect non stop compliments and endless amounts of physical contact

she absolutely lives for the energy the two of you create as well — with her badass mom/pirate vibe and your masculine yet feminine (who could still kick your ass) she believes that the two of you could rule the world

JEAN

another one in the club that doesn’t really care for looks/style — as long as it’s “modest” in the eyes of the knights, then she’s okay with it

now jean strikes me as the type to get really quiet when she first sees you wearing the contrasting things — not in i’ll taste however, but she just doesn’t know how to even respond to seeing you like that

(she’s blown away to say the least)

not only does she want to know how you pull it off so flawlessly, but she also wants to just capture this moment (and everyone moving forward) and keep it still in time forever

jean is a simp — i said it and i will stand by it until i die

she’d definitely show you off without actually shoving you in peoples faces — it’s more like a “y/n looked lovely today, didn’t she!”

Too many gals to list react to S/O saying "I love you"

- Jean is a little taken back, but she quickly responds with a smile and a blush.

- Her hand goes over theirs and says:

(Jean) "I love you too, S/O."

- Her smile stays there for the rest of their day together.

- A sentence like that is not to be taken lightly with Jean, so she knows S/O is being genuine, and that couldn't make her happier.

- Her cold demeanor is shattered when she hears that sentence.

- Eula is not used to affection given to her by S/O to begin with. Considering her family life and how she's treated, this is genuinely the first time she's ever had someone say this to her.

- She hesitates for a moment before turning to S/O, though she is unable to look them in the eye.

(Eula) "I...love you, as well."

- She turns away again, red slowly creeping onto her face.

(Eula) "Or do I? This could be an elaborate..." sigh "...You...You mean that right?"

- NANI?!

(Fischl) "W-Where did that come from?!"

- She is a stuttering mess, barely able to compose herself.

(Fischl) "A-Ah, who wouldn't? But feel lucky, S/O. For your love is requited and-"

(Oz) "Surely it would not kill you to be serious for S/O, even for a second? Besides, how many novels have you read where you vocalized you wanted-"

(Fischl) "DON'T YOU FINISH THAT! U-Um..."

(S/O) "Amy?"

- She has to look away and is barely heard.

(Fischl) "...L-Love you too...and please don't call me that..."

(Noelle) "Come again? I'm sorry but it sounded like you said 'I love you'."

(S/O) "That's because I did."

- She pauses what she's doing and takes a moment to process it.

(Noelle) "O-Oh, I apologize! I love you too!"

- The smile on her face is infectious, she is panicking a little but hearing it makes her day.

- She is unused to matters of the heart, but she is filled with energy hearing it.

(Beidou) "Hah, where'd that come from now?"

- She laughs and moves closer to S/O, an arm around them.

- Beidou puts her head on their shoulder and closes her eye.

(Beidou) "Love you too."

- She honestly couldn't be happier, the only thing missing is a drink in both of their hands.

(Lisa) "Oh? Sorry, couldn't catch that. Could you say it again?"

- With a smirk and her hand wrapped around one ear, it was obvious she heard it.

(S/O) "I love you, Lisa."

(Lisa) "Ah, now I heard it."

- She chuckles and puts down her tea to walk over to S/O.

- Lisa gives them a kiss on the cheek and hugs them.

(Lisa) "Love you too, dear."

- Although she was teasing, hearing that has made her week.

- Despite her casual attitude, those three words carry a lot of weight to them, and hearing it from S/O means she's as happy as she can be.

cuddle headcanons: genshin ladies edition (part 2)

thank you for the love on the first post, here’s to the second!!! i think tumblr is wonky abt links? i dunno if that’s still an issue but i remember it being so im going to wait b4 putting the link to the first post in so this has some time to sit in the tags first. this contains: beidou, jean, xiangling, & noelle.

PART 1, PART 3, LUMINE

BEIDOU

- the kind of closeness where she has an arm around your shoulders pulling you flush to her side a glass of beer in the other (but you’re her main focus) at a bar. these moments can move into her pulling you into her lap, her arms locked around your waist and chin on your shoulder

- this gets lots of eyerolls and teasing from the crew of the crux, but they’re used to it by now. she is a very touchy drunk with her lover

- places quick little kisses on your neck sdafdubafysfbdshkffns turn around in her lap to give her a kiss and oh

- likes to hold one of your hands while cuddling, hers are calloused and scarred.

- smells like alcohol and sea salt.

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keqing, mona & beidou with ☄️?

☄️- when they’re yearning/ missing you

☄️-will work even harder. She doesn’t want to “waste” time thinking about you, when she has so many things to do. Deep down, she really does miss you though. She just works harder to ignore that aching feeling of you not being with you.

Are you alright? Have you reached your destination? Are you returning? These are the questions that swirl in her head while she thinks about you, when she takes a break, or do something as mundane as eating.

She would definitely get a few days off to spend time with you. While it’s meant to be a way for her to make up for the time that you were gone, it’s also her motivation to stop thinking about you for the nth time and clear all her work for the next few days ASAP

☄️-will keep scry about you. She gets too worried, that every hour or so, she’ll keep checking on you.

She can’t help it, the outside world can be scary, and everyday she worries about whether you’ll come back to her safe and sound.

In the event that she finds you in grave danger, she’ll instantly teleport to your side, or immediately start making her way to where you are. You’re too important to her, she doesn’t want to lose you, her lover.

She will start saving so that when you get back from a long journey, she can treat you to a meal. For once.

☄️-Often at sea, she doesn’t have the time to miss you. She’s busy with her duties as captain of the Crux fleet.

The only time she has to miss you, is when she’s completely drunk, or when she has her own private time. That’s when she starts thinking about you. You can see it in the way her eyes start softening, or how she slowly becomes more silent, as she is pulled to sleep, dreaming of you.

She’ll also be looking for small trinkets to bring back to you. It’s almost subconscious at this point, but it’s a subtle sign to the entire crew that she’s missing you.

When she gets back she’ll be back to normal, but she’ll be more touchy, much to your embarrassment in public. She misses you oh so dearly, after all.