Billy Gibson - Blog Posts

I think in a modern scenario the Hickeygibson dynamic is just, like,

Billy's insane 20 part TikTok saga about how he dated this guy and found out he was lying about his entire identity. Name, nationality, job experience, criminal background. It just gets increasingly more bizarre and wild and people in the comments are HOOKED like 'oh my god this should be a Netflix documentary', 'you were dating a serial killer fr' etc, and then at the end of the series he's like 'to everyone telling me to report him to the police, I appreciate the concern but we're actually married now 🥰 so it's fine'

Then you just have Tozer in the comments like 'wait DM me I think I'm dating this guy too???'

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rewatched the princess bride today

*Hickey texting Billy after a third breakup*

Hickey: The overwhelming self-destructive urge to go for a midnight drive when the edible hits is like the feeling an animal gets when its leg is stuck in a snare

Billy: Cornelius, do not come over

Hickey: nom nom nom *sends eta*

That man didn’t give a fuck about Billy’s bones. 😭