Bsd Mark Twain - Blog Posts

BSD characters as iconic Kardashian moments:

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Yosano: those are cute jeans

Ranpo: you're cute jeans

Yosano: those are mine?

Ranpo: no

Yosano: I thought you said your cute jeans. Those are mine?

Ranpo: nooo. YOU ARE CUTE JEANS

Yosano: huh? 😧

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(During a meeting)

Dark era Dazai: why cuz Boss, just wants it in his schedule---

Mori: maybe if you had a fucking business you were passionate about, you'd know what it takes to run a fucking business, but you don't. So don't even act like you know what I am talking about.

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*Dazai Chuuya 15*

Dazai: Chuuya has this ugly crying face that he makes

(Chuuya getting scolded by Koyo)

Chuuya: you are sitting there laughing, it's not funny, get out of here if you are gonna continue to laugh and make fun of me!

Dazai: (continues laughing)

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Kenji(holding a piglet): Kyouka-chan to the foyer, I have a little surprise for you 😄

Kyouka: is that a chicckkeeenn? 😃😃

Atsushi: (she thinks that's a chicken? What kind of chicken looks like that)

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(Dazai getting arrested for his multiple war crimes)

Fukuzawa: all of us are trying to be as cool as we can be for Dazai-----Yosano can you stop taking pictures of yourself, your co-worker is going to jail!

Yosano: I feel like I am gonna barf

Dazai: good, throw up....

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(during a deadly mission)

Chuuya: my hat is gone! Omg I am gonna cry. My hat is gone.

Tachihara: Chuuya-san, there's people that are dying 🙄

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Poe: Like, I feel like every year has a new energy, and I feel like this year is all about like, the year of realising stuff. And everyone around me, we're just like, realising things.

Lousia: what is he is talking about?

Mark: who knows

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Kiddds 🥰

Ahhh Twainbeck

(And Howard 😍 And Tom & Heck)

How I think people would react if the bsd characters randomly decided to wear their canon outfits to (high, or middle i'm not sure) school for a day

Hunting dogs (group outfit): without the hat I think they have a 50% chance of being told to change. With the hat I think it would cross the line into looking too military-ish and they would have to get picked up immediately. Without a hat or cloak it would just be a weird day and nobody would get any explanation.

-Tecchou doesn’t get the memo and brings a sword in, he in all contexts is sent to the principle

Atsushi: when he turns around too fast his little belt thing slaps someone in the face, he is forced to fix it

Bram Stoker: in the nurse's office with an ice pack up against where his shoulder cuts off

Everybody, especially Nikolai, knows that he is the fashion peak of the school. This is yet another day of him giving it all.

-He would steal everyone's pencils and put them under his coat

Ango: he has the gay glasses but the suit is just confusing for all witnesses. would get a bunch of unfunny hairline jokes

Oda takes off his mask and everyone learns he has stubble and it's the biggest jumpscare of the year

I cannot underline to you how weird everyone thinks Dazai is. They ask if he’s broken a bone and he laughs at them and they go ‘uhm’

Yosano would get compliments from teachers on how pretty her butterfly clip is

Lucy is here to be the rival of Nikolai’s reign as peak fashion. She struts it she owns it and honestly everyone should applaud her when she enters classrooms

Chuuya’s hat gets stolen or lost within 30 minutes tops

This isn't related to his outfit, but Sigma puts his hair up in gym class and when he tries to take it out it gets lost in his hair and creates one of those giant knots that need to be cut with scissors. He is devastated but nobody notices the difference

Tachihara and Tanizaki start a debate on the dress code of boys vs girls because their shirts are so low cut

Mark T ends the debate after being told to ‘button up’ by a teacher in the hallway

I know I said ‘wear them for a day’ but Ranpo wears that every day and everyone hates him. The teacher says “try and figure this out, nobody has been able to in my 12 years of teaching.” he gets it instantly and wins a rolly polly. He is so smug. Poe swoons.

I have been looking at Fyodor for the past half hour and I still cannot imagine what I would say if I saw that in the hallway.

Loisa and Margaret got an astounding amount of extra credit in their fashion history class

Poe wore his outfit the same day, he is not in fashion history he just wanted to wear it and was too scared to when nobody else was

If someone wasn't included it is because they either fall into ‘oh god an emo’ or ‘surprisingly formal wear for school’