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I think that if Picard ever accidentally fell asleep on Q, like just the slightest little head rest on Q's shoulder, Q would be so surprised but absolutely positively delighted!

He'd wait a few seconds to make sure Picard's actually asleep, listen to him breathing quietly, and then just- pick him up and place him fully on his lap. Like if a pet falls asleep next to you you'd pick it up and place it on your lap to cuddle it more. Q doesn't do anything else, even if he gets bored he lets Picard sleep. He just keeps his arms around the captain's waist and holds him happy to have his fun.

Of course when Picard wakes up he either (1) wakes up alone and with his favourite hot tea by his side bc Q vanished and didn't want Jean Luc to get all harumph harumph >:( about being in Q's lap or (2) Picard wakes up and does in fact get all angry after he realizes he's sitting in Q's lap which Q doesn't help by teasing him non-stop making the captain flush just a little bit.

What are they doing to Mr Pickle these days... no respect :(

mr pickle

Star Trek: The Next Generation

“The Drumhead" 1991

New crush alert: Jack Crusher - Star Trek Picard

Our captain, everyone.

Patrick Stewart

Acrylic on masonite 9"x12"

Sir Patrick Stewart

Acrylic on masonite 12"x16"

For @yourbuerokrat2 and @centipede-rain

Slavic AU. Like The ballad «Der Erlkonig»

People say that the owner of the local lands was once a human. It seems to me that they are lying – this monster has never had a soul.

The blood flows imperceptibly, like a scarlet thread onto the sprout. The Owner of the Swamp has a gentle voice and a cruel personality. Song: Сны Саламандры - У хозяина болота

Kirk: Federation law is very clear on this

Kirk: (Proceeds to do whatever he wants anyway)

Picard: Federation law is very clear on this but I’m a very creative reader

Janeway: Guys you’re not going to believe this; Federation law has fucking NOTHING relevant to this current situation but I’m going to read 20 hours of other captain’s logs to make sure. Buckle up though because we’re probably going to do some buckwild shit after the commercial break

"Well you see captain it is an old Earth celebration to watch movies and shows from the series known as Star Wars on this date each year. This is because throughout the stories many characters use the phrase 'May The Force be with you' as a sign of wishing health and good fortune to whoever they say it to, not unlike the Vulcan's 'Live long and prosper.' This phrase alludes to The Force which is the foundation of their spiritual belief system. Many people on Earth realized that the date on the Gregorian calendar known as May the 4th could resemble that phrase by changing the word 'forth' to 'Force,' it is seen as a clever play on words, Captain.'

"Have you ever seen the movies before, Sir? Mr. La Forge and I are planning on throwing a "watch party" in Ten Forward starting at 16:00 after our duty shifts end, and I invite you to come if you wish. Commander Riker and Counselor Troi will be wearing 'cosplay' of Han Solo and Princess Leia, two of the main characters from the movie, so there will be a casual dress code for the event. I have also prepared a variety of Star Wars themed drinks with Guinan, for those who arrive."

"Thank you for the invitation Mr. Data, I would very much like to attend. I have actually seen the movies before and enjoyed them quite a lot, but I haven't seen them for, oh, many years now, so it would be nice to watch them again."

"Very good sir, I will let the others know you are coming."

"Good, and Mr. Data?"

"Yes Captain?"

"May The Fourth be with you."

"May The Fourth be with you as well, sir."

May 4th, 2023

Today, Data watched the ancient Earth movie "Star Wars."

The perfect start to a Star Trek: TNG episode

Troi: Personal log. ...My mother is onboard.

Picard: *slowly stepping off a turbolift* I sense a disturbance in the force