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He would kill a CEO
I love thinking about the biggest real crimes and think about whether Stan Pines would do them.
like, I think Stan would be DB cooper, and he would be the Silk Road guy.
He wouldn’t do Theranos because he respects Ford to much to ruin his reputation in the scientific community.
He would fake discovering an element for clout.
He would shoot JFK, but purely for personal reasons.
All heists are definitely crimes Stan would do.
Stan would totally be a hacker, asking Ford to build him tools that make it easy.
Stan would in-fact be one of those bike phone snatchers in London.
Stan would ABSOLUTELY sell dodgy copper and carry around the complaints he got as a trophy.
Stan would steal the Mona Lisa.
he wouldn’t do any of the actually scary crimes, but it’s so funny to think about some of these events and replace the people doing them with Stan
please! Reblog with real crimes you think Stan would do!
"Couldn't they all come at once and get it over with?"
- Scrouge
Scares the Dickens out them. 😳
Genuinely love that this has not only national support, but worldwide support
"Honor to Mangione,
Fuck insurance"
Seen in Italy
Just heard CNN compare the united healthcare shooting to Virginia Tech and Columbine
I’m sorry?? Those are NOT the same
EDIT: I don’t remember if this is exactly what they said but like. Idk that’s what I heard. And hey, if they’re speaking in a way that can be misconstrued as that, then I mean