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what billmos characters would get you for your birthday

it's my birthday tomorrow 🥳 and currently three hours before my party as i post this, i am self indulging :))))

otis

- lord be lucky he showed up

- no wrapping paper

- no card

- if anything, it's his own art

- thank you otis

luigi largo

- does not show up

- sends a formality gift from geneco probably

- if he really likes you like that, it's something he would want (knife, etc)

- thank you luigi

chop top

- terrible wrapping job

- he was going to give you records but ended up keeping them all

- made little crafts instead

- or some metal junk from the battle land tunnels

- thank you choptop

the magician

- couldn't decide

- bought 40 things

- all in three bags

- many magic supplies and probably a lot of candies

- thank you magician

mayor buckman

- NOTHING !!!

- HE'S NOT INVITED

- FUCK YOU BUCKMAN

quinn (giggle)

- ALSO NOTHING

- WAS INVITED DIDNT SHOW UP

- CALL ME BACK QUINN 😕😕