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My dnd character has to now argue against her wife who joined a cult that murder is, get this, *bad*
She ate spiders. She is spiders.
More out-of-context dnd quotes
* “ignite the wolf”
* “What if we kissed in the Ravenloft castle and we were both evil?”
* “Three votes for swamp of death”
* “You sound a bit hoarse” “I’m a cow, thank you very much”
* “Too angry to die”
* “I just wanna die and become a chat box on Microsoft”
* “The frog is a better antagonist than Strahd”
* “Why don’t we let the ranger do ranger shit?”
What's a class or species are good for wisdom, intelligence, and dexterity for d&d
Why the heck is the guide book for d&d so pricey. The game seems fun but the player guide book is pricey.
I've come to the realization while playing our campaign yesterday that this is straight up the best way to describe our party interactions regarding sacrifices or life & death situations
In other words, we all have the mentality of 12 years old
At least we care about each other I guess A bunch of stubborn adventurers on the road... multiplying the threats of death by sticking together bc they all have their own plot-related problems...
What could go wrong s/
Quick sketch of a dnd character I’ll probably never get to play đź«
Had my first D&D game today as DM
Took a grand total of 2 minutes for the bards to decide to seduce and flash their glorious tits at the town guard.
This is a happy birthday present for my friend, as sort of a thank you for getting me and our other friends into D&D. We've all been wanting to play for way too long, but it's thanks to them that we were finally able to play together and just have fun experiencing it for ourselves.
Lemme post something cute. My D&D characters
Blonde, Green & Disappointed -> Lorelai my angsty awkward wood elf ranger
Red, Smirking & Horn(y) -> Ifris my punk teen tiefling sorcerer
Blue, Fishy & Angry -> Arabella my pirate sea elf barbarian
Pink, Cute & Fluffy -> Sabrina my revolutionary tabaxi princess rogue
Auburn, Freckled & Relaxed -> Fëanor my ex-soldier(fighter) elf boy looking for peace
White, Tired & Nerdy -> Will Stan the Wizard Man my pretentious nerdy with a heart of gold(I think?) man
Silver, Sharp & Honorable -> SUSAN my kind and inspiring and hungry dragonborn paladin from my 1st campaign
Dark, Selfish & kind of a ass -> Vantoinne Vane my (un)intentionally rude high elf noble rogue who wants to be the local hero but keeps getting called out for being a bit racist
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