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Hank: CONNOR! Have you seen the alcohol!?

Connor: *burying the bottles* I don't think so Lieutenant. Check the basement!

Hank: Sometimes I wonder what it‘d be like to have my life together. Kinda hard to imagine; I’ve found that drinking helps with that.

Connor: Hank.

Hank: Remember, kids, unhealthy coping mechanisms are always an option.

Connor: HAnk

I just spent most of my time doing quizzes on what dbh character I am 

And I got Hank to goddamn times in a row are you shitting me

I think I’m more of a Gavin or nines but OKAY

Okay so let's say thirium stains. Let's just imagine that true. So what do you think would happen if Gavin came in one morning and his lips were blue? Like, he tries his best to hide it but he fails MISERABLY. No one wants to ask what happened because they know he'll lie.

But they all figure out what happened when during his lunch break, he calls his brother, who just so happens to be the former CEO of Cyberlife, for help.

The conversation goes as such.

Gavin: Hey Elijah, um, question.

Elijah: Does it have to do with you f-

Gavin: SHHHHHH, SHUT UP, SHUT UP, STOP TALKING

Elijah: ... Are you at work?

Gavin: Off topic!

Elijah: So, what do you need?

Gavin: ...How do I get thirium stains off?

Elijah: Off of your clothes or off of your skin?

Gavin: ...

Elijah: ...

Gavin: ...

Elijah: Ah, skin, okay-

And so Gavin is over here, blushing hard as fuck while Nines just brags to Connor that Gavin is a FREAK and showing off the bite marks on his neck and shoulders.

Nines then later nudges Connor like "Bet the Luietenant doesn't do that, bet he doesn't." And Connor is SO determined to defend Hank's honor that he yells "Do you want to see my thighs? I can show you my thighs as proof! I can! Don't think I won't!" And immediately Hank is like "CONNOR!"

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