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Secret History drinking game: Take a shot every time Tartt makes a ghost analogy
My workplace has a back entrance that if it’s armed a security alarm will go off. It went off at least six times last night. I internally went, ‘New drinking game: every time the alarm goes off we should take a shot.’
I don’t drink so I’ll just use water. I’ll be the most hydrated person at work if this keeps up.
I wish I could’ve gotten this up sooner but unfortunately I was trapped at the Cook County Criminal Courthouse fulfilling my civic duty of jury duty and contemplating suicide. I’m still on my way home as I type BUT never fear. Here are the rules to your favorite drinking game - THE BACHELOR DRINKING GAME.
Juan Pablo says "ees ok"
Juan Pablo says something deeply stupid, beyond a translation issue
Clare talks about her Dead Dad
You can see Nikki's bird tattoo
Chris Harrison says "most dramatic finale ever"
Helicopter rides!
Juan Pablo is an inconsiderate, narcissistic ass
Voice over happens while Juan Pablo is shirtless on a balcony, or walking on a beach, hands in pockets
One of the women says "fairy tale I've always dreamed of"
Neil Lane the King of the Diamond Peddling Lizards appears!
Happy drinking!
*I ALMOST FORGOT*
*Bonus* Full Shot - If Clare shows him the Dead Dad DVD
-If Juan Pablo ends up alone
And if Juan Pablo ends up alone AND sees the Dead Dad DVD? Well, then we have to drink until we can't feel the shame and sadness anymore.