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closetedparky

1 year ago

In honour of his birthday, I wrote this:

i want a bisexual cartman who’s absolutely terrified of falling in love with anyone. After he broke up with Heidi, he swore off love. But then he started feelings attracted to Kyle. Then Butters. i want him freaking out because he has so many crushes. i want him have a mental breakdown because he’s scared of his feelings. i want kyle trying to help him and making it so much worse.

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closetedparky

1 year ago

Yet another one I almost didn’t post

This should be a series at this point

So Pt 3 of shit I almost didn’t post!