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Me: *grinding for days on end in-game to find dozens of gems and ingots to get the fourth item I need to unlock the next section of mines*
Balor and Juniper: Wow. She sure is determined. It's inspiring and concerning.
Me, frantically breaking rocks: MY HUSBAND IS BEHIND THIS PLOT WALL I JUST KNOW IT!
this is how my brains been looking since last week
Ayo big Fields of Mistria spoiler below. Don't scroll until you've unlocked the Deep Woods area or scroll at your own risk.
So this is what happened to everyone else, right?
Caldarus, my dear, you just woke up from your eternal sleep and THIS is what’s happening?? I know you’re an immortal dragon guardian, but I also know you can still feel pain, yet here you are, unable to cook, brushing your hair with a tree branch, and eating random objects to regain your memories. Please, I am begging you, let me take care of you before you accidentally speedrun your own downfall. 😭💀
so like out of all the dialogue i've gotten from caldarus, he:
can't cook for shit. he burns fried rice and his noodles turn black. his cakes will not rise
had a Caffeine incident
struggles with having long hair, gets leaves tangled in it and used to brush it with his claws. switched to a pine branch because "it's faster"
in an attempt to regain his memories he's grinding literally everything he finds and eating it
thinks that if he had wings in this form it would make it difficult to sleep in bed
hopeless at organizing all his damn scrolls (he swears hes not a messy person though please believe him)
is a Fabric Freak™
“The essence that you bring to me continues to slowly restore my power…Living in this form has certainly been an adjustment”
Something something when your dragon boyfriend sheds his immortal state to save you from an evil scroll
obsessed with the idea that the farmer and Caldarus are like,, lovers through different lifetimes, OBSESSED
balor rejected me during the first star festival so this year i'm asking out a dragon god
His smile, Eee~ (๑˃́ꇴ˂̀๑) ʚ˖⁺💕‧₊˚💖˚₊‧💕⁺˖ɞ
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“The essence that you bring to me continues to slowly restore my power…Living in this form has certainly been an adjustment”
WOWWOWOOWOW GORGEOUS
Local dragon takes secret showers to avoid suspicion