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Whenever arthur gets a new bethrothed
Merlin: Gaius she's evil
Gaius: you cant say that about every woman arthur tries to marry merlin, at this point you might as well marry him yourself if none of his suitors are to your standard
Merlin already making the plague rats sew together his wedding dress like cinderella: im prepared to make that sacrifice
I'd definitely watch that, but I would want to know if the writers would give Uther a weird amount of sexual tension with young Gaius (or maybe young Balinor). Because there was SOME past there, and I'm honestly kinda scared to find out lol!
Prequel idea:
In a land of chaos and a time of dragons, the fate of a great Kingdom, rests on the shoulders of a young man. His name?
Uther
(a series in five seasons)
I am having way to much fun with this site!!!
Part 1
(2/3)
Part 3
Wow, Barbie looks great!
(1/3)
Part 2
Part 3
G: Merlin, have you seen my glasses? M: 👓
Merlin (“The Tears of Uther Pendragon pt 1”, 3.01 del. scene)
Merlin: Can I go to the movies tonight?
Gaius: What do I look like? Your dad? Do whatever the hell you want. I don't care.
Merlin: Okay--
Gaius: But be home by ten, don't talk to strangers, and remember to look both ways before crossing the street.
Merlin:
Gaius: Oh, and here, ten bucks for popcorn.
My raffle prize by @miichiyochin on Twitter has arrived and I love it so much! Thank you, this is amazing!
(reposted with permission, original post here)
📞Tell me📞, for whom do you fight? 🤔
How very glib, 😑🙄
and do you 🙏believe🙏 in Eorzea? 😏
Eorzeas’ unity is ⚒forged⚒ on 🤦♂️falsehoods🚫. Its city-states are 👷♂️built👷♀️ on deceit🤞, and its faith💒 is an 🎷instrument🥁 of 😈deception. It is naught🎗➰🐺 but a cobweb of lies🕷🕸🙄 - to believe in Eorzea is to believe in 🙅♂️🙅♀️nothing☠. In Eorzea, the 🦉🐦beast🐟🐍 tribes often summon Gods 🙏🙏🙏 to fight⚔🔫 in their stead.
Though your ☭comrades☭ only rarely respond in kind
- which is ❓strange❓, is it not➰? Are the twelve🖐🖐✌ otherwise "engaged"? 💍👰👰 I was given to understand they were your 👼protectors🛡. If you truly believe them your 👌guardians🙏, why do you not 🎼🔁repeat the trick🎃 that served you so well at Carteneau, and call them down? 😏☎️🔇 They will 📞😇answer📞😇, so long as you lavish them with crystals 💎💎💎 and gorge them on aether 💦💦😳🤤. Your Gods are no different from those of the 🐜🐺beasts🐢🍃 - eikons, every one 🤡🤪. Accept but this, and you will see how Eorzeas 🙏faith🤭 is bleeding the land 🍂dry🔥. Nor is this unknown to your 🤴👸masters🤣, which prompts the ❓question❓ - why do they cling to these ❌false🤥 deities? What 🚗drives🚕 even men of 📚learning
- even the great Louisoix 🎓🎓🎓
to grovel😩 at their feet👣👃😳? The answer? Your masters lack the 💪strength💪 to do otherwise! 🤣👌 For the world of 👤man to mean anything, man must own the world. 👉🌍👈To this end🔚, he hath 🤛fought🤜 ever to raise himself through 🤬conflict😤, to grow rich💰💰💰 through conquest🛡⚔😡. And when the dust of battle settles, it is ever the strong💪😡 who dict🍆ate the fate of the weak😰👋. Knowing this, but a single😘 path is open to the 😖🍆impotent😞🍆 ruler - that of false worship🙏👑🙏. A path which leads to enervation and death 🤡😰⚰. Only a 💪man of power👌 can rightly steer🚘🚦 the course⛳ of 🌆civilization🌁. And in this land of
cReEpInG mEnDaCiTy,
that one truth will prove its 👼salvation😇. Cum Come💦, champion of Eorzea, face me! Your defeat shall serve as proof of my readiness to 👑rule👑! It is only right➡️ that I should take your realm, for none among you has the power to stop me! 😎😎😎🤣🏳
Graine is utterly feral.
Merlin: Why do you always put your ice cream in a bowl?
Gaius: Unlike the rest of you, I have too much dignity to eat it straight out of the container with only a spoon.
Gwaine: What do you mean, ‘a spoon’? Use your fucking hands, you cowards!
Day 1
Dear Hunith,
your son has safely reached Camelot, which I think is most unfortunate. I am plagued with questions over your reasoning for sending him here. He's betrayed his secret with me five seconds through the door of my apartments; had there been a patient there, I would be writing you for arrangements for his remains. He also seems, from bits of our conversation, unaware of his father's identity but that seems too odd to be true to me, considering you of all people should know very well what sleeps underneath the castle.
I shall try to keep his as safe as possible, but please, call him back home. My heart could hardly take much more of this,
Gaius
Day 2
Dear Hunith,
Your menace of a son is in jail.