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❌ “Kill them with kindness“
✅ Confuse them with kindness. Absolutely baffle them. Catch them off guard so bad they stop and seriously question your sanity for a moment. "Are they really this gullible, or just stupid??" Be the small gentle ray of candour that blinds them when looking at your innocent smile. Show them the warmth that never grazed their frigid soul before. There are only two paths for you after that: you're either dead or become the light of their life. Maybe even changing their ways for the better. For both of you.
Be that change.
Imagine that your partner whispers to you before falling asleep: My love for you is pure, I just believe in miracles. I don't want to lose you, I want to hug you. And every day, and every hour. I love you like I do now. And this night I will not sleep, I will drown In your eyes. Close your eyes. I will be near. You will feel me. I'll take as long as I need to. I'll be there for you.
A breakdown won't help you in any way - You tell your spouse leaning on the doorjamb. Do you understand that?
Shut up, there's nothing you can do to help me right now...... So get the fuck out of here!!! - Says your partner, still sitting on the chair and covering his face with his hands.
You know perfectly well that he didn't do it on purpose, so you come close to him looking at his covered face.
You really think I'm going to leave," you reply, tilting your head. Best of all, tell me what happened.
When you sit on the table and ask for your hands on your chest, your partner doesn't say anything and just lies down on your lap. Comfort is what you can give them now and love into the bargain.And when he calms down, he will tell you everything himself, and now your love and silence are all they need so far.
What a charm, no matter how much I look at you, I'm always surprised by your beauty, - Says your partner while you stand with your back to him and thoughtfully look at a bouquet of daffodils.
Is this flattery or a compliment? - You ask him without looking up.
This is a comment for your self-esteem. - The answer does not take long to wait and it comes to you. I really like looking into your eyes while hugging you around the waist and the way you smile from it.
-You don't know how to make me sad even if you're very far away from me. - You say, understanding the hint in his words and with pleasure you pull him to you and kiss him on the lips.
-Is that all you can do?
-That's all you deserve.
Do you know what's the strangest thing between us? - Your husband asked, looking out the window.
No..... Is something wrong?.....
Huh, come on, say it, you know the answer perfectly well," Said your companion, looking at you with a slight smile.
Because we're opposites?
That's exactly the opposite but.... You know my love for you. IT WILL NEVER FADE AWAY IN THIS LIFE.
Can you stop being jealous of everyone? - Your friend asks, rubbing his eyes.
What makes you think I'm jealous of you?
Then please answer me for mercy, why the hell do you need this axe!?!
Well, why did she hug you, and I was thinking....
That's why you and I are so jealous for an hour, huh?- Says your F/o kissing you on the forehead and locking the thing out of your hands.
"Ah, little bird. Unexpected, but not unwelcome. Why're you here today?" [Supervillain] was a mastermind, a chess master (both literally and metaphorically), overall, a really smart guy. But he wasn't too keen on getting his hands dirty. [Villain] bowed on one knee before him. He refused full subjugation, but he was lesser and weaker.
"What do you want [Supervillain]?" [Villain] asked, exasperated. "I'm tired of this back-and-forth we keep doing. Just kill me or let me go or whatever, but end this."
"Finally at the begging stage." A melancholic note of bitterness crept into [Supervillain]'s voice. He liked begging. It meant he was in control. But he hated the sound of it. It was just so... pathetic.
*Villain calls hero in the middle of the night*
Hero-: umm hey?
Villain-: *sniffs* I watched a show and now liquid keeps falling from my eyes? Is it an allergy? Infection? Cancer?!
Hero-: Do... Do you mean tears! :0
Villain-: is it terminal?
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The hero shows up to foil the villains plan but instead end up fighting that other hero, their rival, who also showed up to fight them. While the vilain presumably drinks a margarita, both confused, amused and carrying out their plan before their bickering ends.
A: "I'll handle handle this, you can go home and bake cookies or something."
B: "Really?And tell me how you plan to fight a supervillain. The power of friendship?"
A: *sigh* "Can we just be civil about this."
B: "No we cannot you stole my binkin' promotion"
A: "Fine.I'll let you help me defeat them. Deal?
B: "bish, excuse me."
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But the villain and the anti-hero bitching about the popular hero is like the funniest shit ever
"Have you seen them? Blond hair, white costume, holier than thou attitude?"
*deadpan* "Oh, wow, do all heroes have a giant stick up their ass."
"You've kidnapped the mayer? And yet I'm the anti-hero." " What a kiss ass huh?"
"And I thought Villain's monologues were intolerable, do excuse me while I bludgeon myself."
"So you're working with hero now? Being an anti-hero really requires sacrifices huh?" *Grabbing a screwdriver to start working beside villain on their death ray* "Some things are just not worth it"
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Not like other girls but it's a villain, not as in a nlog is a villain (also good) but a 'not like other Villains', and not as in secretly a good guy, but in a 'absolutely bad, but very ardent in making sure they're not bad in a cliche way and going hilariously wrong' way
"What? Did you think I'll be in full black or something? Geez." *Said while wearing whiter than white clothing, jacket, shoes and goggles and sipping milk out of a clear glass (hero has to assume it's heavily spiked)*
"Did you seriously think that'd work, that you'd just get me rambling that easily, do you think I'm stupid, you have no idea, this time in 07, no 06, someone tried the same blah bhlah blah." *Hero smiles knowingly and continues to climb the rope as the villain turns back*
"Now I'd tell you all about my plan but that'd be stupid."
"I won't tell you anything... except that it has the nuclear fission model that won me this" *giddily holding up a certificate saying evil scientists visionary award*
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When the villain has been quite for days, Hero breaks into the villains lair to find their plans, they expected it to be hard, but hard as in boobie traps, but what they saw was much, much worse. Truth was the villain is... The villain is a... Massive slob. Slob as in literal piles of hoarded items all around.
"Well, truth is I was drawing up a plan for a takeover, but I kind of, just... Forgot were I put them, And I don't really have the best memory, so... I just remember it involves massive lab grown penguins... And I may or may not have already placed an order."
"Do you remember literally anything else!"
"let me think... Hmm... Naw, I got nothing. And I don't appreciate how judgemental you're being."
"Finders keepers bitch!!" "May as well if I can get a clean house out of it."
*shoving a giant box filled with candy wrappers in the garbage bag.* "You can't seriously be living like this."
*scrunching their nose at like 10 giant bags of dog food* "You know, I was considering switching to your side, but now I don't think I can't trust someone who lives like this."
*about the giant stack of teddies all with various villainous accesories* "The state of your house is literally making me more anxious than the giant penguins that could be loose in the city right now."
Today on enemies to lovers tropes I'd do absolutely everything for is *drumroll* compliments disguised as insults, or one of them having genuine difficulty trying to give the other a compliment, or insults but they add the compliment they want to say just at the end.
"You're always too kind, you always give too much and stick around for someone too long, it's stupid and gets you into trouble. But... But... It's also kind of impressive, how you hold onto goodness so tightly. It's really impressive or whatever. "
" Your voice is so good, haha, it's like you're a stupid singer or something haha" "... thank you I guess. You're insults are getting sub-standard you know "
aNd of course, " I... I meant that as a compliment."
The hero and villain fighting and the villians keeps using more and more power pushing the hero farther and farther back as they laugh at the hero trying to fight back and taunt and tease them, the hero biting back their responses. They use a blast a bit too strong and hero is thrown from their spot, the villain laughs and then stops when the hero doesn't reply. Tentatively saying hero and holding their breath waiting for a response, the panic finally settles as it doesn't come. Rushing to the hero's side to find them seriously hurt. Hurriedly taking them to be treated and the villian being overcome with guilt because they've been so disconnected with humanity for so long that they didn't even consider the possibility of the hero being hurt. They didn't want that.
(but I do. Can I have more of that)
The best kind of pairing there is knife wife and mean pretty boy (gender neutral) who gets both scared and aroused with a knife under his chin.
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Favourite doomed romance of the day is the mortal lover dies tragically and immortal waits centuries for them to be reborn (or both die and are reborn) only for them to already be enemies with solid ground for hating them before they find out it's them.
The absolute emotional destruction is unmatched.
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*in a single breath* That awkward moment when the villain who's been groomed their whole life by their parental figure/ class to have an inflated self worth and skewed view of their world's systems and general morality is forced to face the reality and everything they've believed their entire life crumbles around them rendering them almost incapable of functioning from the emotional stress and aslo maybe leaving them physically injured or wanted and so the hero is forced to or takes pity on them and has to take care of them and watch them go through the confusion and trauma of literally revising everything they ever knew and starts to see what they are beneath all their indoctrine for the first time and connect with them on their similarities—ahHh. So good
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The villain and hero anyhow end up in a place where the only people they know are each other and have to find someone/something to get out. They both say don't want to be near one another, but one of them gets separation anxiety and follow the other absolutely everywhere, while making up more and more ridiculous excuses and pretending to hate it. The other, sees right through it, but let's them do their thing and enjoy it.
The hero refuses to celebrate their birthday with their friends because they think the villain is planning something and they have to find out what. When the villain finds out about this they put their schemes aside to plan a party for hero. They lead hero on a treasure hunt and when hero thinks they're finally walking into the destination of villains plans, they are surprised by all their friends and family gathered for their birthday (All of whom agreed to help villain because quite frankly, they ship it.)
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It is common knowledge that the villain has a crush on the hero. Anytime a ragged looking civilian comes to hero's workplace, the receptionist points them at hero's office without questions. They frequently visit hero to complaint like they're asking to see a war crime's manager.
" Your villain tried to blow up my establishment!!!"
"FOR THE LAST TIME! they are not my villain!"
*angry white women walks towards hero* "oh for god's sake what did they do now!"
"Can you please keep your villain in check." "They're not my *sigh* I'll try. "
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Hero gets a hold of villains blueprints/plans. BUT the hero is a huge nerd and the villains plan is full of mistakes.
"Are you kidding me?! The estimation of *scientific jargon* is so *scientific jargon* it's gonna vapourise... But, but if we change this variable then *scientific jargon* it can work— I mean not, I uh mean ah your plan is correct. You should ah totally go through with it.
A concerning amount are just the reverse of other popular tropes but-
Grumpy x sunshine but the grumpy's smol and sunshine tol. It's just gold
Grumpy's all pissed and got their hands crossed and sunshine just... Picks them up. And carries them on their side like a clutch. And their like 😡💢 put me down!! And they coo at them like awww! how adorable.
Their enemies and grumpy gets all in their face trying to threaten em a n d sunshine pets. their. head. I'm 😭
I was grateful for the warmth of my horse's neck. I held on to her as she galloped through the city, skillfully going around people who ran everywhere. Searching for shelter in the night, but Only worsening the chaos.
Another lighting struck a building me, causing another yell of screams.
"EVERYONE HOME NOW!"
I shouted, praying that my voice is heard to all through the thunderstorm.
"DIRECT ORDER FROM THE KING!"
"HOME NOW!"
My horse, steadfast as she was, ran through every street. Inspired by her persistence, I kept yelling to the crowd. Ignoring the thunders, the pouring rain and my rattling sword.
We kept going until the crowds dissapeared. I whispered to my horse to slow down, caressing her neck. I allowed myself to lead her to a small market stall, where we could rest from the rain.
Maybe, just maybe, we finished our part. Maybe our night now ends.
"HELP!"
Of course.
I jumped down and ran towards the voice.
"My sister!
She is stuck under the fallen tree!"
I turned and searched for a tree in my eyes, but there is no... NO
The sound of an unleashed sword stood out against the rain.
I sprut towards my horse, but my sheeth was already empty.
Of course. Someone will try to use this disaster.
This will be a long night.
I saw the blade's shine from above me, and recognized a person climbing the nearby stone building.
She balanced herself on a window, then swiftly brought herself to the next.
"Halt!"
Whether she heard me or not, she made no sign to care. So be it.
I got on my horse and stood up on her saddle. My legs shook, but I managed to hold on to grab at the side of the closet window. I tried to move legs up to it, thankful for the empty street. There was no crowd who saw me wobbling in my armor. I looked up to the stranger, she watched me from afar. I couldn't see her face well, but her head was tilted to the side in an amused way.
I let go of the window's side and started taking off my armor, leaving only a dirty shirt to fend me from the cold. Slowly but surely, I climbed up.
I was cold, clumsy and sluggish, but had a small smirk as I managed to make my progress. This troublemaker picked the wrong knight.
The roof was just above me.
I raised my hand to climb there, and a lighting struck above it. It was the closet one I saw. I would want to believe that it's power made me tremble, but nothing but my own terror caused me to lose my grip.
I fell and- No.
A hand caught my arm, and I grabbed the roof tightly. I felt myself being pulled up signed in relief as rested on concrete matter.
The woman crouched down next to me. Her hood's shadow covered her eyes, but I could see her cocky grin clearly.
"You screamed a little, sir craven."
This could go unmentioned.
I inhaled and looked right into her.
"Thank you,"
The cold was taking it's tall at my exposed skin as I tried to keep my voice confident.
"But I cannot let you steal a weapon of the king's knights.
Tell me where the sword is and we both can go home safely."
Just let us go home.
"I have no evil motive,"
She said assuredly.
"It is right there."
She turned around and I could see my sword.
It was a few meters behind her, emedded in the center of the roof.
"And it needs to stay here. This is the only way to keep the lightings at bay."
She did not sound like she was lying.
And if she had any intent to harm me, she would have already done so.
But danger wears many faces.
I started getting up.
"I am sorry, it is my role t-"
A radiant white light crossed from the sky to the roof.
By incstinct, I tackled onto the hooded woman and placed myself between her and the light. I stayed above her, careful not to let us touch and make us both defensless.
Shaking, I waited for a strike.
"We are safe, craven."
Her voice was so sweet, I could barely tell it was the same person.
"Look."
I slowly opened my eyes.
Her hood fell, and revealed a freckled face and a beaming, knowing smile. Her sparkling, green eyes gestured to the sword.
I unwillingly turned back to it.
It was magic.
The very next lighting struck it as well.
"How?"
Her smile grew brighter.
"A witch never tells."
The white lights only highlighted her eyes. She was far more mirthful than I ever thought a witch would be. Far bolder and kinder, too.
I realized that I was smiling as well.
"Also, you have an awful method to protect someone from a lighting."
She said, deciding I was too happy.
"But, thank you, you are..."
Her smile turned softer.
"Yes?"
I urged her to continue. It was my turn to smirk.
"You are not as much as a craven as you seem."
I tilted my head, still smirking.
"Try not to drool too much, my lady."
She merely rolled her eyes and I laughed. Feeling safe for the first time since the night came.
My smile died down when she started getting up.
"Thank you for your chivalry,"
The witch said, pushing dirt of her cloth.
"and the amusement, of course."
I moved aside to let her stand, yet my eyes were unable to let go of her. I did not even know her name.
"But it seems like your duty is done and mi-"
"Wait, just..."
She did.
The cold barely mattered anymore. I searched for a reason, an excuse, for her not to leave. The way her eyes stared into me made it seem like she was looking for an excuse, too.
"Tell me what is needed to protect the city,"
I said then. Praying that the glint in her eyes was not just my imagination.
"I can get more weapons, and people who will embed them wherever is required."
The witch merely stared at me. Looking for any sign of dishonesty. Then her childish grin came right back.
"If you manage to climb down without fainting, I might just cooperate, sir craven."
Her taunt only made me smile.
"Your challenge is accepted, my lady."
I gestures to the roof's end, bowing a bit. She bowed dramatically, holding her hood with both hands as a dress. Her movements were swift and gallant as she jumped to the window, and soon I started following her.
There was a long night ahead of us.I did not mind that at all.