I Can’t Wait To Be Old - Blog Posts

I wanna dress like Helena Bonham Carter and live in a witch’s house when I was a kid we used to believe there was a witch living nearby her home was a bright red with green and blue details. the windows had glass bottles and orange slices and white lace curtains she had a huge garden full of gnomes and even more glass bottles and some dead plants and various herbs here and there once i saw a cat’s tail in that street and a tail-less cat just hanging around in the witch’s house but yeah i want to live in a witch’s house hopefully with less gore but cats always hung around there so it might have not been all that bad i think there were dolls on the roof and a doll’s head on a three along with thread and knitted patterns all around so i will be a hippie grandma living in a witch’s house who sometimes goes trekking and forages mushrooms and roots also i want to be like that sweet lady on my orchestra who learned to play the flute at 60 and occasionally dyes her hair pink i can’t wait to be old hopefully you’ll all get the privilege of aging