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Bro lightning's first name is Rudolph.
me closing off all of the haters in my life
It is inherently fun and sexy to say statements that swap the traditional genders of pronouns and terms mid-statement, such as: "I'm going to make him my wife" "She's my boyfriend" "Who says a guy can't be a pretty princess?" "That girl's the coolest dude I've ever met" "She's a madman who has to be stopped" "It's not his fault he's a material girl" Gender is a set of watercolors and the prettiest shades come from mixing the paints together.
If Twice was a hero, I think he'd be one of the most powerful, efficient, and SILLY HEROES ON THE RANKINGS
You CAN'T DENY that internships under him would be just both the most hilarious and traumatising experiences ever
One Twice copy is making a detailed presentation: "Alright, kids, today you'll be learning how to efficiently patrol the city!"
Another Twice is already halfway out the window- "Nah, forget that, let's just wing it!"
A third one is crying in the corner: "WAIT, AM I THE REAL ONE?! I'M HAVING A CRISIS!"
On day two there's just TWELVE TWICES directing you everywhere
"TODAY WE'RE GOING RIGHT!" "NO, LEFT! LEFT IS THE WAY!" "NO, RIGHT!" "BOTH WAYS-wait, that doesn't work" "JUST FOLLOW MY LEAD-" just trips and makes all the clones fall
On day three you have to fight yourself in training because Twice thought it’d be hilarious (its actually efficient in noticing owns flaws!)
And somehow, SOMEWAY YOU LEARN TWICE AS FAST.
Your reminder that Transformers Animated had a Japanese opening that is the most anime thing I've ever laid my eyes on for an American show and it's so cool...
i think im feeling it now
jst like u do
guys I think this whole "I love sevika she's my wife and want to kiss her from head to toe until she smacks the soul outta me" thing is not a joke for me anymore like I NEED her
guys im a little worried my good friend Jonathan didn’t send me an email I fear his host may have killed and/or eaten him
Nobody:
Mentally ill mfs:
i took the soldier, poet, king test
i got king
of course i got king
what else was i possibly expecting
when has my life ever not been a burden for me to bear
a weight placed on my shoulders
"a natural leader" they called me as if they did not make me this way
forged me to be independent (quiet) and strong (afraid to ask for help) and a leader (needing to take charge because things are easier if
i
do
them
myself)
kings are the gifted children
i was so far ahead they didn't know what to do with me
and now i'm average
and it hurts
Duty. Strength. Resignation.
when did i stop doing things for the love of them
when did life become a chore
when did everything become a routine to follow before i could be done
when did i start hating everything i did
when did i become the king
was i always the king?
they ruined me
they turned me into this
this is their fault
and now i'm the king
yes, king.
always king.
it was never going to be different.
and i'll take the crown
and live with it
and wish
maybe
i could be the poet instead
I'm so obsessed with cartoon Alice Angel istg-
Ok I already said this with Miku but it's the same for Alice
Being obsessed with her isn't enough I need to become her
I wanna be in an old timey black and white rubberhose animation kids show and get into a bunch of silly stupid slapstick comedy hijinks
I CAN DREAM-
I CAN BE BOTH MAYBE IDK-
day 7 - bonk (+ blood)
Obviously I can't be honest in front of my mom?? What do you think I have???? A healthy family dynamic??????
"The stars hear the same prayers everyday.
Each from a mortal with different name.
Most of them are usually older in age,
Constantly asking for wild claims.
But one that stuck out to the stars,
Was the prayer of someone with half a heart.
It wasn't for a money, or for a game.
It was for love, for shelter. For no reason for shame.
And if that wasn't possible, the prayer continued,
Then I'm okay with a life to lose.
And as always, the stars would've complied.
If only, the child wasn't five."