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So I was trying to explain the events of the Iliad to my dad and I was at the part where Achilles ragequits and goes to sulk in his tent with Patroclus and my dad literally went,
“Wow they seem like such good friends!”
Like what are you dad, a historian?
Mamma mia but Donna is clytemnestra and instead of getting remarried she fucking kills him
What I think Iliad's caracherts favourite curse word is
Achilles: he doesn't actually curse, he uses mostly words like "freak" "shoot" etc
Patroclus: f*ck (and everything that has f*ck inside like f*cking sh*t etc)
Agamemnon: c*nt (really ugly as he is)
Odysseus: doesn't usually curse, but when he's mad he uses sh*t
Diomedes: any curse word will do
Ajax: anything not too offensive, like he would definitely use b*tch but not wh*re
Thesis: motherf*cker or bast*rd
Glaucus: *killing Greeks and even wounding Aphrodite*
*Sees Diomedes*
Glaucus: You know what, I'm good.
The Iliad is insane. Like batshit crazy. I'm only on book 4 so far. Its chaotic af
- More 💖drama💖 than any soap opera.
- Achilles asking his mom to kill everyone just cos they upset him
- Achilles Daddy Issues!
- Achilles & Patroclus seem cute in theory, but ACHILLES DOESN'T DESERVE PATROCLUS.
- Thetis is a mafia mommy, literally every God owes her.
- hera just like if I kill ur fav city, u can kill mine
- Helen literally calls herself a slut
- Hector calls his brother paris: "sex crazed seducer", & "should never have been born" & "disgrace"
- We love Hector.
- ACHILLES IS A DISNEY PRINCESS!!!!!
- Ares just vibin in all the death.
- we live to be as petty as Eris
- almost all female characters are girlboss, gatekeep, gaslight.
- all homeric heroes literal psychopaths.💀
- agamemnon's brother gets shot, he literally makes a speech about how that affects him - Menelaus literally comforts him while bleeding
- athene grabs Achilles' hair and stops him from lunging to kill someone, while invisible. That most look so silly.
- We also love Nestor 😍