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1 year ago

bobby: i read on a website that if you're in a room with more than five people there's a good chance the majority of them won't be straight, that's interesting, isn't it?

edmundo “i began to fighting just to feel male bodies against mine because i couldn't talk to my best friend anymore” diaz:

evan “im madly in love with my best friend but i don't have the courage to say anything to him” buckley:

henrietta “im literally a lesbian with a wife and kids” wilson:

karen “im standing side by side with my wife” wilson:

howard “i used to have a crush on bruce willis when i was a child ... but in a bro way” han:

maddie “my type is women who can kill me and kill you and men who are too stupid to do both” buckley:

may “have you ever feel like kissing girls?” grant:

athena: you do notice that the room became strangely silent after you said that, right?

bobby confused: ...yes? what happened?

athena looks at everyone:

athena: nothing 😊


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1 year ago

chimney sighs heavily: im bisexual!

maddie:

maddie: oh my gOd i had no idea! this is such a huge surprise i think im going to have a heart attack im SO–

chimney: you knEW?

maddie: you didn't?

chimney:

maddie: im bi too by the way

chimney: wHAT?!

albert: my god chimney, even i knew that one


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1 year ago

buck: i love therapy! its like a talk show where im the guest and the only topic is me

maddie:

maddie: that is not–

eddie: shhh, at least hes going to therapy


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