Jolene - Blog Posts

i think the reason people like jolene by dolly parton is because it doesnt villainize the opposing female like most other songs do. most songs written about a man lusting over another woman wont hesitate to say awful things about the other woman. however in jolene, dolly is respectful of jolene and talks about her as though she is just a person who is stronger than her, but still a person that she can ask for kindness from. i suck at explaining things but hopefully thats comprehensible

Had a dream where Johnny from “The Devil Went Down To Georgia” came out as a trans woman and the response was so unanimously positive it reversed nearly all of the transphobic bills in the South. She played live in Georgia to an audience of about a third of the US.

Jolene, Goddess of chaos and despair.

release the song on spotify u cowards

A button labeled "lesbian" is pressed. The crowd responds positively, minor applause.

A dial labeled "trans" is turned up. Crowd grows increasingly positively excited

The dial is forcibly turn "up to 11," beyond normal operation. Crowd is increasingly rowdy. Aerosol sedatives applied to crowd.

Button labeled "generate" is pressed. Human female later described as "trans as fuck" spontaneously appears in the "generated here" location. Crowd gets louder and even more rowdy as aerosol sedatives stop working.

Generated female [REDACTED] and leaves the area. Agents dispatched. Occurrence of a previously unheard of Category-7 Woman Moment happens in the nearby city of [DATA EXPUNGED]. City devastated, majority of the population found [DATA EXPUNGED]. Seven survivors found as of writing.

Interviewed survivor, when asked about the person who caused the occurrence, said "Now THAT'S gender!"