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Assclass Incorrect Quotes
Gakuhou: What are you drinking?
Gakushuu: Vodka.
Gakuhou: Straight?
Gakushuu: No, gay. Why?
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Gakuhou: Swear words are illegal now. If you say one you'll be fined.
Gakushuu: Heck.
Gakuhou: You're on thin fucking ice.
Gakuhou: Oh no-
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Koro-sensei: *gets set on fire and screams in agony*
Koro-sensei: Nah, I’m just kidding. Fire does nothing to me.
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Gakushuu, making coffee: This is going to fix everything.
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Gakushuu: Kill me nowwwww.
Isogai: Sorry, no can do. I need your help with my homework.
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Terasaka: Itona just insisted Hazama and I remember a code word in case we’re ever confronted by their clone or a cyborg doppelgänger and we’re not sure which is the real them and which is the imposter.
Terasaka: Some families have a fire escape plan, but not us.
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Karma, with a headache: Advil me up, daddy.
Rio: I will short out the language centre of your brain if you say anything like that ever again.
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Demon: Hey, I took your soul last month and-
Kayano: No returns.
Demon: *sobbing* But it's making me sad…
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*Terasaka falls over*
Hazama: Terasaka! Are you alright?
Terasaka: Is that you, God?
Hazama: What?
Terasaka: It's just, you sound a lot more like Hazama than I expected.
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Gakuhou: You’ll have a hard time believing this because it never happens, but I made a mistake.
Assclass Incorrect Quotes
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Nagisa: Sometimes I drink milk straight from the container.
Terasaka: The cow??
Nagisa: What?
Itona: Terasaka, W H Y?
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Gakushuu: I’ve never been in a snowball fight before. I don’t know the rules.
Rio: What?
Gakushuu: Is there a point system, or is it to the death?
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Gakushuu, grinning: I have a knife!
Gakuhou: Put it down, Gakushuu.
Gakushuu: Make me! *sprints away*
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Hazama: Hey, quick question. How petty am I allowed to be?
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Koro-sensei: You need a hobby.
Gakuhou: I have a hobby!
Koro-sensei: Hitting Gakushuu isn't a hobby.
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Gakushuu: I think I need a hug...
Isogai: Good thing I'm hug shaped!
*45 minutes later*
Gakushuu: You... you can let go now.
Isogai: No, I absolutely cannot.
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Karasuma: Guys… the principal just called—
Irina: It was the octopus!
Koro-sensei: It was Karma!
Karma: It was Rio!
Rio: It was me!
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Gakushuu: How is spring not everyone’s favorite season? The trees are PINK, guys!
Karma: Allergies are also a problem, y'know.
Gakushuu: But pink.
Hazama: And it's hot.
Gakushuu: PINK!
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Rio: I’ve never asked someone out. How do you even do it?
Isogai: Oh, what I do is, I look them up and down and I say: “Hey… how you doin’?”
Gakushuu, scoffing: Oh, please.
Isogai, to Gakushuu: Hey, how you doin’?
Gakushuu:
Gakushuu: *giggles and blushes*
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Gakushuu: Would anyone know any good vendors for professional-quality brass knuckles?
Irina: I know you’re serious, but you say the scariest shit sometimes.
Assclass Incorrect Quotes
Koro-sensei: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!
Koro-sensei: *aggressively throws water bottles*
Kayano: Uh... what's up with him?
Rio: He's trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us.
Koro-sensei: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!
Gakushuu, crying: It's working.
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Kayano: are you trying to seduce me?
Nagisa: I don't know; are you seducible.
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Kayano: Gakushuu! I thought you were dead!
Gakushuu: No, just in deep cover.
Kayano: ...But it was an open casket.
Gakushuu: It was very deep.
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Rio: Define “dream”.
Hazama: Dream - the first thing people abandon when they learn how the world works.
Isogai: That’s too dark!
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Gakuhou: You seem familiar... have I threatened you before?
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Gakushuu: So... This is my full potential?
Gakuhou: Yes.
Gakushuu: So, then it's...
Gakuhou: All downhill from here.
Gakushuu: Like Rio.
Gakuhou: I do not know what this Rio is. But it sounds disappointing.
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Kayano: What’s it like being tall?
Kayano: Is it nice?
Kayano: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?
Karma: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb 4 chairs, 2 boxes, a small coffee table and 6 oddly placed stools to get what they want.
Nagisa: It was one time!
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Karma: If you had too, what would you give up food or sex?
Gakushuu: Sex.
Isogai: Seriously, answer faster.
Gakushuu: I’m sorry honey, when they said sex I wasn’t thinking about sex with you.
Isogai: It’s like a giant hug.
Karma: Irina, what about you? What would you give up sex or food?
Irina: Food.
Karma: Okay, how about sex or dinosaurs?
Irina: Oh my God it’s like the movie Sophie’s Choice.
Kayano: What about you Rio? What would you give up sex or food?
Rio: Oh... um... I don’t know, it’s too hard.
Kayano: No, you gotta pick one.
Rio: Um, food... no, sex... no, food... sex... food. Ugh! I don’t know! I want both! I- I want hot people on bread!
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Gakushuu: I regret nothing!!!
Gakuhou: I regret everything!!!
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Ren: Get in, loser, we’re committing vehicular manslaughter!
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Heh... if my account name doesn't speak for itself, I'm a certified multifandomer
That isn't even a word—
If you couldn't tell I'm taking a character from another fandom and making it a twisted because he'd be fucking overpowered—
I can't draw his hat WHY CANT I DRAW HIS HAT
You're guess who.
EDIT: (all the others would laugh 😭)
Jesus christ so many tags-
⭐️Assassination Classroom⭐️
Karasuma and Koro Sensei went on a little bonding trip, but I think it only made Karasuma despise Koro Sensei more- oh well! Koro Sensei had a lot of fun though :D
So I've finished watching Assassination Classroom and Koro Sensei is my favorite character
So, I decided to do this lil painting of him
My take on this challenge
Poison Ivy has had so many costum and character designs that I just decided to make my own, so hope you like it, even if you can't see it very well
Maybe I should have switched Lyney and Mitsuba, but I like it like this as well
And the room is filled with people that love you
adore this guy, happy birthday to the silly
“we ended up graduating a bit early…from our assassination classroom” inspired by ch 179, caption taken from ch 177 and now i’m going to lay down and cry ;n;
Koro-sensei's Adult Weaknesses: The 10 Weaknesses He Doesn't Want His Students to Discover
(From Assassination Classroom Manga Extras!)
Painfully Narcissistic Designs
His room resembles a dumpster
He only makes petty wagers.
A bit of a degenerate octopus.
His purpose has shifted from using them to collecting them all at this point.
Starts the night with a cassis and orange.
Takes so long to decide on an appetizer.
Really can't hold his liquor.
Bawls when drunk.
Kind of like an old geezer.
How is there a sequel to assassination classroom in a book called KOROTAN D? !?!?
How did I find out almost 7 years too late!!!!
Is it bad that I know what they’re quoting?
And that the episode it’s referencing is s2 e9?
Also (credits to the original artist):
I pieced all the images together to get the full page
And I’m working on a colored redraw too
And YES I’m crediting the original artist
Local octodad gets a ticket for speeding
For the f/o ask game...🍍🍏🫒🍅🍄
Ty for sending this ask!!! :3 ask game is here in case you want to participate <3
Answers under the cut!!! It gets really long💀
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Koro Sensei (Assassination Classroom)
MAKE HIM NOT A HUGE WOMANIZER!!!!!!!!!! My most problematic f/o canonically so far😭
Capitano (Genshin Impact)
Make him not cursed to sit in that fuckass throne forever :(
Anya (Mouthwashing)
I want her to get into medical school, so she can be happy <3
Curly (Mouthwashing)
Make him not a enabler!!!!!!!!!! Boy hold that idiot accountable!!!!!!!
Bive (Regretevator)
Honestly not anything. Taking her as she is
Frankie (Spy x Family)
Get this boy a mama who tells him to treat women like people...he's so awkward...guh....
Error (UTMV)
Honestly nothing :] love her <3
Fatal Error (UTMV)
Again, no complaints here :]
Horror (UTMV)
He lobotomizes his Alphys and I don't like that. I'd personally get rid of that💀(no hate to the og story I love it just a little thing personally)
Nightmare (UTMV)
GET SOME DEPTH BOY!!!!!!!!
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Koro Sensei
He's agender to me. Wouldn't care about such human concepts, he would think he's above that
Capitano
He's pansexual to me! :D
Anya and Curly
Bisexual. Curly specifically is a trans man
Bive
Lesbian and bigender :3
Frankie
Pansexual "if there's a hole there's a goal" kinda guy
Error and Fatal Error
Both agender and lesbian
Horror
Just bi and maybe a little gender-fucky bc he doesn't really gaf
Nightmare
Asexual pantomantic. Also a trans man :]
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Koro Sensei
Gives all kinds of hugs :] most definitely gives great hugs and definitely likes receiving them
Capitano
Gives those kind of hugs where he picks me up and spins me around >_< !!!!!!! Good hugger no doubt and appreciates getting them. More of a giver than a getter
Anya
Neck hugs all the way, or quick hugs. She likes giving and receiving hugs a lot
Curly
I see Curly as a pat on the back hug kinda guy, or comforting hug sort of deal. He likes receiving and giving hugs <3
Bive
Not a hugger, definitely doesn't like hugs either
Frankie
Also not a hugger, more of a casual one at best, quick side hugs. He definitely likes receiving hugs tho :]
Error
Hugs are not her thing. Doesn't like giving or receiving it
Fatal Error
Probably gives side hugs. More of a giver than a receiver but wouldn't mind with permission
Horror
Bear hugs all the way. But he doesn't particularly like giving out hugs for free, nor like receiving them randomly
Nightmare
Absolutely doesn't like giving hugs whatsoever. But he likes getting them a lot :] he desperately needs one I think😭
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Koro Sensei
He'd get me lots of snacks from all over the world, and maybe some fun souvenirs. Also that little reversabke octopus plush
Capitano
Anything luxurious, coats and jewelry galore
Anya
She'd get me little trinkets! :] any cute little things I can out on my shelves. Feel like she'd specifically get me calico critters
Curly
Gift cards all the way with this guy. And makeup when he can, mostly fun eyeshadow palettes bc he would think I could make something cool with the colors
Bive
She'd get me a little aluminum foil hat (she made it herself <3)
Frankie
Roses and little convenient inventions
Error
Anything he knits himself, scarfs, beanies, dolls, you name it.
Fatal Error
Echo flowers!!!! >_<
Horror
Not really a gift giver, he's more of a quality time kinda guy. Feel like it's be hard for him to remember what to even get me
Nightmare
Anything he can steal
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Koro Sensei
Wouldn't wanna be human whatsoever, he likes his super speed thank you very much
Capitano
He would be a harpy to me, but like a super fucking powerful one. Greater harpy I think? Yeah that
Anya
She'd be a centaur but like...a deer instead of a horse
Curly
Werewolf😝😝😝
Bive
She wouldn't wanna be human I think, I think she's cool with being hair creature
Frankie
He'd be some sort of goblin, just a little guy :3
Error
Would NOT want to be human, I think she's quite happy with being a skeleton
Fatal Error
Would probably still wanna stay as a skeleton, wouldn't be too mad becoming a human though
Horror
Would most definitely rather be human. He wouldn't have to deal with half the shit he has gone through if he was human
Nightmare
Loves being a skeleton, loves his evil little powers and would never trade that for being human
Koro-sensei: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you've lost throughout your life time.
Karma: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thanks for finding this.
Itona: My will to live! I haven't seen this in years!
Nagisa: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!
Kayano: Mental stability, my old friend!
Koro-sensei: Guys, could you lighten up a little?