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What if a bird flies up my ass what do I do then do I just have to go to the er and fart it back out or something you think I have the money for that you swine you liberal commie fraud I salute whichever man puts an end to this pansy pussy popping pageant.

WHY DID THEY GIVE BENDY A SEXY VOICE DO THEY KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING

Ah, dearest sibling of mine, thou who hath tread upon the sacred grounds of our familial bond, I beseech thee with utmost reverence and jest. As a loyal patron of thine artistic endeavors, and by the blood that binds us, it is thy solemn duty to satiate my yearning for the dear characters of Marvel that sheath my mind and keep me in the folly of infatuation.

I implore thee, noble sister, to bestow upon me the treasures of thy craft, for it is written in the annals of our kinship that such a request shall not go unanswered. Feed me, sister, with the splendor of thy creations, and let our bond be strengthened through the art that thou dost so masterfully conjure. Feed me thine art of Marvel.

I GOTCHU BROSKI 🗣