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Fun Fact: if you wanted to have sex with Joe Goldberg for at least thirty minutes, he’d have to cum 37.5 times. Rounded up, that’s 38. He would have to cum 38 times to complete thirty minutes.
Cutie patootie 🫶🏻
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we do not see enough fics of this MANNN. my beloved writers get busy cuz i'm desperate
i don’t know if joe goldberg and steve kemp would be best friends or enemies.
the thing about joe is he wants to be normal. he doesn’t like his “monstrous” tendencies. he tries to ignore them. but then when he gives in, he falls deep into the rhythm again
but steve, oh steve is plain old bad. he doesn’t care if he’s hurting people, ruining their lives- well… ending their lives really. he doesn’t even seem to be in it for the money. steve just likes hurting people it seems.
so i think on the surface level, they could be friends. they both can socialize though they’re awkward about it. but i think if either of them found out abkur the others…hobbies. then it would almost become a competition. like ‘who can get the girl?’ is joe going to sweep her off her feet and rescue her from her “horrible life”? or is steve going to snatch her up and sell her meat before that?
literally no one asked for this but here’s some of my many other celebrity crushes 😍
☆ SPOILERS: YOU SEASON 5 EPISODE 10 ☆
☆ I have nothing appropriate to say... ☆
goldrose is like if fight club and hannigram had a kid
I need a man to obsess over me in the same way Joe Goldberg obsesses
it’s always “joe goldberg” OR “dexter morgan” but never “joe goldberg” AND “dexter morgan” why y’all gotta fight??? can’t we have BOAF???
perfect marriage
joe goldberg × amy dunne
"i'm the cunt who married you."
song: perfect girl by mureux
movie/show: gone girl + you
software: capcut
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So....basically I have to hang out in the produce section.
No one hates Joe Goldberg more than Penn Badgley himself
Henley Monday - I, for one, have started to look forward to these times together.
Like I said last week, Winter really is coming. Of course, we first need to get through the brisk days of Fall, so Penn Badgley here demonstrates three dashing ways to effectively layer the henley.
He keeps out the cold. Our hearts melt. Monday afternoon goes by just a little easier...It's a winning situation any way you look at it.