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WHY DOES NOBODY POST ABOUT TYSON FROM PERCY JACKSON
BRO I WANNA KISS HIM SO BAD
Does anyone else see Nico as a trans guy, even though that would make no sense for the time period he was born in?
Like, I know he was alive in the 1930’s. And I’m not sure what the main religion of Italy was at the time, but I think it was Catholicism. And the Catholic Church doesn’t support trans people. But in my mind, little Nico went to his mom and told her that he was a boy. So, she cut his hair, bought him new clothes, and moved towns so he could live as a boy with no judgment.
Am I crazy or is this good?
what if I told you if Percy Jackson was a singer he would either have the voice of Frank Sinatra or Kurt Cobain. No exceptions.
-Percy has a siren’s voice. When he sings or hums, the attention of anyone in the vicinity is drawn to him.
-Also, Percy is definitely a huge Queen fan
-Annabeth has a spray bottle of salt water
-Jason listens to classical music (he just looks like he would)
-Reyna is a fucking demon at pillow fights for some unexplained reason
-Thalia likes strawberry Mentos
-Also has a dart board up with a picture of Luke in the center (she consistently hits her mark)
-Leo sleeps in a fetal position
-Frank likes stormy weather and stratus clouds
-Also a frequent user of “gee willickers” or “golly gee”
-Will is an avid Beatles listener
-Austin always has cork grease in his pocket
-His favorite fruit is the mango as well
-Leo listens to Tyler, the Creator
-Frank occasionally listens to Viking music (no explanation why)
-Nico loves analog horror
-Will watches it with him
-Piper HATES harpies after her several encounters with them
-The Poseidon cabin occasionally gets flooded (via Percy)
-The Athena cabin is either really neat and organized or cluttered with blueprints, armor, etc.
-The Demeter cabin figured out how to grow blue raspberries
-They also grow all kinds of weird fruit
-Leo makes fake accounts on dating apps for shits and giggles
-Percy once threw an apple at Annabeth and she caught it.
-The Apollo cabin’s walls are plastered with musical posters
-Will smells like cough syrup
So you know how Zeus turned into the husdand of a woman (I think it was heraculs ) and pretended to be him and slept with her and they had a child and the kid looks like the husdand.
What is Posidon pretended to be Bruce Wayne and I do not know but now Percy has three parents Posidon Sally and Bruce add Posdion and Neptune never only being one person at a time and he has four parents and SOO many questions. (So does Bruce.)
Y'all, what if Percy went to a Greek museum (in new york, of course,) and told some genuinely Greek person that he was half-Greek and could speak Greek.
They stand there expecting this green-eyed white boy to spout some broken Greek but end up hearing the most pure, jaw-droppingly beautiful ancient Greek.
Everyone's shocked as hell and Percy's just confused until he remembers that he doesn't know how to speak modern greek
Percy runs away and gets chased by a few well-intentioned journalists on the way out.
Annabeth finds him somehow, sighs, and helps him get away.
"WE HAD ONE DATE WE PROMISED EACHOTHER!"
"I'm sorry Annabeth I swear."
Leo: I cant stand his bitch ass, thinking he’s all high and mighty
Frank: I’m sorry do you want me to crouch?
Leo:
Frank: or do you want boots because I can make this an equal fight
They then fought each other and held hands afterwards, they do this every week.
As the number one lityerses fan here is a list of places I think he might be because Rick left us on a cliffhanger with him:
Living at the waystation taking care of camp Jupiters elephants (as said in his wiki)
Being a big bro for Georgina and Leo even tho he would never openly admit it because he feels guilty for leaving Zoe behind (not zoe nightshade)
Visits Meg in Palm Springs and tries to keep in touch with Apollo whenever he can
Leo brings him to camp half-blood and he awkwardly explains how he is centuries years old and maybe immortal? He’s not to sure on it
Apologizing to Piper about Jason and flirting with her, he know he can’t bring Jason back nor say he tried to avenge him but he still wants to makes amends with everyone he hurt
Bonus: while at camp will and the rest of the apollo kids help heal some of his scars and he cries like a big ol baby because he isn’t used to attention
Can we take a moment and appreciate how Jo and Emmie in TOA foster Leo after losing his family so many times due to being a demigod is just *chiefs kiss* best found family trope.
Cuz not only is Jo a professional mechanic witch leo can relate too and bond with, Emmie is kind and treats him with such love that Leo deserves, Lityerses too. And I will always always ALWAYS claim til this day him and lit are brothers and lit feels so bad for what he had done in the past and helps leo mourn over Jason (telling him how he stabbed commodus and trying his best to be there for leo)
Anyway lit, leo, and Georgina best siblings they are my babies
I always knew Jason and thalia where mixed I felt that shit in my BONES, cuz I’ve always headcannoned them as either armenian (biased) or Filipino but THIS, oh this is beautiful
I love these guys so much and will forever be in denial of what happens to Jason *heart emoji*
So I keep thinking about how Will mentioned his mom touring around the country and being stuck on a tour bus would be annoying so that got me thinking, has Will ever gone touring with his mom?
Then it sparked a headcannon on how Naomi had to travel around so much for tour or promotion she probably lived with her parents to save money and Will grew up with country style grandparents that probably adored him. His grandpa showed him Star Wars and his grandma probably taught him how to bake.
But mostly Will got a small fear of driving around in a tour bus because of how he attracted monsters, for instance one time they were driving and a buncha monsters started to attack and claw at the bus, causing them to get stuck in the middle of no where for hours until someone stopped by. Or the fact he couldn’t enjoy his moms concert because a monster would be in the audience and ruin the whole show, making Will feel guilty that his moms gotta deal with him.
Will is a total mommas boy but he feels like he ruined his moms life and career since all of the issues come with being a demigod, so he never tells her about any of the stuff that happens at camp nor the quest with Nico. And every year when she asks him to come home for the holidays but he always says how camp needs him or that Chiron said no just to keep her safe.
The day Will Solace discovered Orville Peck his mind exploded
Frank: do you guys think I could be a girl?
Percy:
Percy: something u wanna talk bout frank?
Frank: I mean if I can shape-shift into any animal, and humans are animals, is it possible
Annabeth: so a more in theory then gender crisis? Have you thought about being a girl sometimes Frank?
Hazel: what’s a gender crisis?
Frank: well yea but I also think about not being a boy or a girl, just Frank y’know
Percy:
Annabeth:
Hazel:
Frank: I like being Frank :}
Hazel: I like Frank too
Annabeth: …I’m calling Magnus and Alex
Percy has always been more godly than mortal. From Book 1, his powers have been exponentially expanding, and we can literally see Percy keeping a tight leash on his powers. As evidenced by how words like something tightened in my gut/something uncoiled in my gut precede Percy's power usage.
Then there are times of physical, emotional, and mental duress where he instinctively loosens his hold on his powers, and it always transcends the limits of a demigod.
Water bursts and floods, storms/hurricane, volcano erupting, uprooting an entire river along with it's riverbed, summoning an independent water reservoir, controlling Rivers of Underworld(Hades/Tartarus domain), controlling the water in the Sea of Monsters (Chardybis's domain), glacier manipulation (outside of the land of gods) and so on.
But until Tartarus, there was some sort of phantom line. At least he had convinced himself of one, but Tartarus erased all his pretenses. Those he kept around for others and those he kept around even to himself. When he chokes Akhyls, he feels something inside him break. Either that's his mortality breaking or it's the threshold of his power breaking. I like the second idea. That Percy Jackson has in overpowering a primordial in their own domain done something so singular, neither a demigod shell nor a godly one can keep his power contained.
Another thing that's almost just as often theorized is that when Percy was offered godhood, his fate was sealed. No one, probably not even the fates, had seen the denial coming. This implies that Percy was already mid process to his transition into a deity, and he has been singlehandedly holding himself back from his own fate all the way until Tartarus. And that becoming a God/deity is inevitable for him. And do we not talk enough about this. Percy Jackson saying no to godhood was the most groundbreaking thing to happen in Olympus in this millenia, only to be followed up by Percy making the gods swear multiple oaths that upend the very roots of how Olympus has functioned until that moment.
So yeah, All hail Perseus Jackson, no one is doing it like him.
Obsessed with these parallels.
Ares in tlt after Percy stabs him in the ankle:
Percy in cotg, breaking free of the river god trying to kill/torture him:
Percy Jackson is a god (and he doesn't know it yet) theory has been born yall.