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The Romans and Friends on Karaoke Nights
Caesar: Is the only one sober. Only sings bc the others beg him to. Does "All of Me" and is surprisingly good with the high notes
Pompey: Performs "Crocodile Rock." Throws up into someone else's hat that he thinks is his. Did not come in a hat.
Cleopatra: Nails "Hello", has the others crying
Brutus: is very shy and only gets up to sing when he's sufficiently inebriated and Cassius goads him into performing. Surprises everyone with how impeccably he sings Jeff Buckley's cover of "Hallelujah"
Antony: Drunk off his ass, sings mostly hit classics like "Mr. Brightside", "What's my Age Again", and "I Write Sins Not Tragedies" bc he has a *type* for music and it's all 2000s nostalgia
Octavia: Sings "Love Story" and "White Horse" by Taylor Swift while mildly tipsy, trips slightly on the stage but goes on singing
Cassius: Will only sing Fallout Boy. Gets really into his performance of "Centuries" but passes out afterwards and asks for more shots the moment he wakes up
Octavian: Sings "Bad Guy" by Billie Eilish while making unnerving eye contact with Antony
Cicero: gets too drunk and throws up in bathroom without ever singing, cries about his divorce when Cleopatra sings "Hello"
Apart from Cleopatra, who would probably be double majoring in linguistics and history, these are largely accurate.
The Romans and Friends as College Majors
Caesar: Political Science
Cleopatra: Medicine
Brutus: English
Cassius: Philosophy
Antony: Kinesiology (he's a student athlete and got paid to be there)
Cicero: Law
Octavian: Psychology
Crassus: Business
Pompey: General Studies
LOL.
The Romans When They're Drunk
Caesar: He doesn't get drunk, and no one encourages him to. They don't know what he's like drunk, and they don't want to know
Antony: Is a really happy drunk. Cuddles with everyone and impulsively buys all kinds of nonsense. When he wakes up in the morning he's surrounded by his drunk purchases but has no idea who drained his bank account.
Brutus: Sobs hysterically, an absolute wreck. Tells you his whole life story and you'll find him throwing up in the bathroom later, Cassius holding his hair back while he has to listen to him cry about his past for the millionth time.
Octavian: Starts giving speeches to everyone while standing on the table. He thinks they're motivational, but they're complete gibberish.
Cassius: A bold, angry drunk. Will fight anyone and can make literally anything into a weapon.
Pompey: Calls everybody beautiful and suddenly is under the impression that he can sing and dance.
Damn! This is both funny and accurate.
Can I Copy Your Homework?
Caesar: I'll help you with it!
Cassius: Yeah sure
Antony: Bold of you to assume I did the homework
Pompey: Lol nope
Brutus: Wait we had homework??
Octavian: *Read 5:55 PM*
This is pure comedy gold.
If the Romans Had Outgoing Voice Messages
Caesar: Hey it's Julius. I can't come to the phone right now, but if you leave your name and number I'll - Antony! What the HELL are you doing?? Don't touch that!
Antony: Yo, it's Antony. If you call back and I don't answer, it means I can't answer. Send a text. I might read it. If it can be said in text, then for the love of God, text.
Brutus: Hi! It's Brutus. Um, I'm really super sorry I couldn't get the phone, I swear I'll call you back as soon as I can. Um, if you wanna call my work phone it's xxxxxxxxxx. I'll respond, probably, I might be busy and I can't take personal calls unless it's an emergency but I can try - (BEEP)
Cassius: Hey if this is Octavian bothering me again I swear to God I will punch your fucking lights out. If this is anyone else call back later
Pompey: it's Pompey. Call back later.
Octavian: The person you have dialed is unable to receive your call. Please call back later or leave a message after the tone.
Cato: Alexia? Alexis? Alexa! How did I work this? Alexa won't turn on! This is Cato
Damn, this is both hilarious and accurate.
If the Romans and Friends Had Outgoing Voice Messages Part 2
Cleopatra: You have reached 1-800 That Bitch, and this is a message to let SOMEBODY (Antony) know that if he so much as TRIES to steal my takeout this time I will stab him in the eye
Octavia: Before you begin your message I'd like to apologize for anything my brother has done to provoke you, I am not responsible for him
Cicero: You have reached the only voice of reason left in this hellhole, please leave a message.
Agrippa: Marcus Agrippa, please leave a message. Sorry I can't come to the phone right now but I literally never have a moment free *depressed laugh*
LOL. This is hilarious.
If the Romans and Friends Made YouTube Videos
Caesar: How NOT to Invade Britain
Antony: My Trip to Egypt (Gone Sexual)
Brutus: I Stabbed a Guy?? (EMOTIONAL)
Cassius: You Won't BELIEVE What I Convinced My Friend to Do (SOMEBODY DIED) (NOT Clickbait)
Cleopatra: Doing My Eye Makeup While I Prepare for War
Octavian: I Inherited an Empire (RIP Uncle Julius)
Pompey: We're Not Bros Anymore (GONE WRONG) (GONE VIOLENT)