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would daring and rosabellas ship name be something like flowercrown??? or just straight up beauty and the beast?? 🤔

also is it weird that when i see these two-

a very straight couple-

I shout

“OMG GAY PEOPLE‼️‼️‼️”

i can smell fruit lurking about i just cant pinpoint it y’know?

...Welp. Ladies and gentlemen, this is me; your local feral artist.

Merry Christmas fellas!

I apologize for being a little too silly

And the fact I haven't posted art in over a few months, I think

Uhhhuhuh

Yeah

Enjoy!

Katakuri appreciation post. No reason for it, I just thought of him and how amazingly edible he is and I thought he deserved some appreciation for being so versatile :)

thought this might be silly

Tolkien: Elwe and Olwe had a brother called Elmo

Me: I am a serious adult taking things seriously

Me:

Me:

Cha chas real smooth out the window

the lunch of champions

npmd but they’re all musicians!

pete, richie, and ruth are in some math rock band and want to enter a talent show but can’t cause their band needs four members. they manage to convince steph as a way to prove she’s a team player to her dad.

grace joins, somehow. she’s always just there ™

max is in a rival band with all his football bros. feeling betrayed that steph didn’t want to join his band, he swears to destroy hers + the rest of those nerdy prudes.

silly hijinks follow!!

feat. pete on guitar, richie on drums, ruth on bass (a very underrated instrument, often blending into the background, but necessary), grace on piano (she learned at church), and lead singer steph

okay but is she as perverted as me?

Immediate update I just realized that the specific example that set me off today is in fact a user and not Tumblr itself and I partially apologize, it’s still a problem but not this one specifically. That being said, WHY HAVE THEY POPPED UP THREE TIMES IN MY “FOR YOU” SECTION

I JUST WANT TO LOOK AT STUPID HEDGEHOGS LEAVE ME ALONE

Dear Tumblr,

As one of many small, faceless users on this hellsite I would like to discuss a matter of annoyance I have with your app and its ad services. I do not have a problem with the ad service itself, I understand that it is a necessity and the revenue you get from it is needed to keep the site going. No, I do not want you to stop the ads per se. I would, however like to address the elephant in the room, or should I say, the tits out, feet first, full nude, gagged and bound, AI Asian girl in the room.

I am scrolling my carefully curated tumblr feed of Sonic the Hedgehog, and Steven Universe, original artists, and that one guy who makes The Owl House comics I follow even though I have never and likely will never actually watch the Owl House, when I am suddenly and jarringly interrupted by the full image of a real life naked woman, no censorship, bound and gag ready for some adult time presumabley with the viewer which is me and I do not appreciate that. I am a child, not literally I am 24, but a child at heart the last thing I want advertised to me is literal porn. This isn’t new either. Everyday I get ads for ai porn bots with naked anime or poorly generated ladies, webtoons that show people grinding on eachother, and so much more. I still have seared into my brain an image from a year or so ago of naked Velma Dinkly showing me her vagina. There’s no censorship, there’s no warnings, it’s just naked ladies all day everyday.

I don’t know if tumblr ads are like other sites where the ads are curated to the person via the algorithm or not but if so that makes it so much worse cause how do silly sonic memes and shit make the system think I want this?

I love tumblr and I’m not going anywhere but goddamnit get yo tits outta my face

Sincerely,

Your local sexually harassed ace user

Ok so like I was in class and the teacher was joking about her shaky highlighting job on her computer and students joked with her and I just said “It’s straighter than me!” And I have never been more proud of my humor in my life. This is the funniest I will ever be.

Hello dear readers! The Broken Cup's sixth chapter is here at last!

...Or the first half of it, anyway. I ended up cutting it in two.

Sorry for the huge delay in updates, and for changing the chapter count again, this particular chapter has been especially challenging to write. But I hope you like it!

Thanks a lot for your reblogs of the cover art and your comments, @yourdragonisinanothercastle , @rixareth , @snazzyscarf , @kuzuhina1brainrot and @interlacrimas ! Sadly, I can't answer Tumblr tags the way I can answer AO3 comments, but I want you all to know that I really appreciate your kind notes nonetheless!

Happy reading!

Why do people behave like Edwin is the main character and Charles is just there to be his "bestie" low key making him "sidekick"??? Because it's starting to feel racist.

They go through the same amount of development throughout the show. Both of them have major story lines.

Just watched an interviewer introducing George and Jayden as "George, who plays Edwin. Jayden, who plays Edwin's best friend Charles."

I NEED YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU WHITE BOY. THEY BOTH BELONG TO EACH OTHER EQUALLY.

I love Edwin. But Charles is not his accessory. Treating Charles as anything less than equal feels racist.

He definitely has terrible road rage

Late night doodles-2nd April

The moon is gone today...I wonder why? There's supposed to be a quarter moon still left but I can't find it. I just finished my geography exam, didn't finish the paper. I don't think I'll do well, I don't feel safe without the moon watching over me. I have another paper on Friday(math) the moon is supposed to be gone by then, and so I worry. I'll study for it soon. Just let me finish the doodle, I deserved it.

john doe game ending 6:

me:

Today is the last day you can reblog this.

BH: The stars are beautiful tonight.

Flug: Yeah, they are...

BH: You know what else is beautiful?

Flug: *blushes* What?

BH: *smirks* a sandwich

Flug: *high pitch screaming*

i have no real content right now but uh

idk im just thinking abt how if "complete" vergil is already accident prone bc of natural reasons; then v is basically not potty trained 🤪

y’all i’m making a book😰

lemme know if i should actually post it

First/Early A03 fanfic

I got curious and I wanted to know what was the first fanfic on A03, and I guess other people wanted to know because I looked it up and there are other people asking, now most people say the first fanfic is “All You Had to Do Was Ask” by Elizabeth (watersword) (you have to have an account to read it), and it was published on 13 Sep 2008. However, I decided to look on A03, how? I go to A03, then I search something random (it’s not important), then I edit search, delete what I just wrote keep everything the same as when you edit search except for change sort by to date posted, and make sure it’s ascending. (Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn’t) but I got “Where Do Lannisters Go?” by Arianne_Martell posted on 01 Jan 1950, although this doesn’t make much sense because A03 was made sometime in 2000, and with the whole “it doesn’t work” it’ll give me “Dense Like Chocolate Cake” by Ice is Blue (ice_is_blue) which was posted on 13 Sep, 2008. 

Anyways, here are some other random things: 1.) You can probably use the “sort by date uploaded” and “ascending” direction to find the first or one of the earlier fanfics in a certain fandom or whatever on A03. 2.) “I searched “What is the first fanfic ever?” and it says “While pinpointing the absolute first fanfic is difficult due to the lack of clear documentation and the evolution of the concept, The Aeneid by Virgil, written between 29 BC and 19 BC, is often cited as a potential early example as it expanded on Homer's Iliad from a Trojan perspective.” Have fun with this information, if you find any earlier fics (on A03 or anywhere else please tell me). 3.) There’s a “secret”/“fun fact” about the 1950’s fic that I won’t mention, but I’ve told one person (you know who you are). 

Mello: A shinigami was scared of me.

Misa: Huh? Two shinigamis died for me.

Light: And? A shinigami played Mario Kart with me.

my dream as a fanfic writer is to write a story which people want to talk to me about and send asks about afterwards and discuss things the characters did and the symbolism and meanings behind certain lines and I'll be all "hehe thanks" but irl I'll be in literal tears because I wrote something that means something to someone

@peterkitts Me when I try my darndest to carve it out with my bare hands

RIP Baby, you would have loved fan edits. 😔✊

Everyone in Gotham loves Bruce Wayne.

He’s loved in the slums, in the overlooked places, for his charity. For his way of giving aid that only ever comes across as a little patronising because, as he’ll tell you himself, what else is he meant to do with all that money?

He’s loved in the high places, the penthouses and mansions on hills, for his charm. The rich see him and something in his smile dazzles in the way they wish the jewels that drip from their clothes could offer even the poorest imitation of.

He’s loved in the in between places for a combination of the same things. In the evening he appears on talk shows where his confidence is appealing to watch. In the morning, if you’re lucky, your child might get a scholarship or your insurance might finally be compelled to pay out and you’ll thank the stars for the cheerful man you saw on telly the night before.

Everyone in Gotham loves Bruce Wayne.

But something about his kids is a little… off.

~

First there’s Dick Grayson.

He sets the bar for the other kids, and no one can deny he sets it high.

He makes himself obvious, seeks out attention in the endearing way that only people born for show business can quite manage. He seems perfectly adjusted despite the tragedy everyone knows landed him in Bruce Wayne’s care and the papers only ever print the nicest pictures of him.

But sometimes…

Sometimes he laughs too hard and it smells like he’s leaking the Joker’s awful gas. Sometimes he frowns and the room grows quiet and scared until he remembers the role he’s playing and smiles. Sometimes someone will point out flawless he is and he’ll look at them strangely, as if to ask, ‘how could I dare be anything else?’

He starts a pattern.

~

Jason Todd is next, and God help anyone who expected someone with manners.

He’s utterly unlike Dick in a way that might seem forced if you never met him. He’s rude and brash and has absolutely none of the patience it requires most people to survive in delicate the circles of the Gotham elite.

But then he’ll say something and will leave whoever he was talking to with the smallest inkling of how clever he really is, even if it isn’t in a way any of the people that fill those ballrooms could ever understand. His rough edges will catch on something and pull until the lies and lies and lies that Gotham is built on unravel in his wake and whoever’s lucky enough to watch is left a little unsure of their place in the world.

Whatever. It’s not like street smarts do anyone that matters any favours.

~

After Jason is in his grave and poor, poor Bruce Wayne is all alone again, Tim Drake comes along.

Everyone’s a little confused about this one (doesn’t he have parents? They’re dead? What happened to their company?) but he fits the pattern of Bruce Wayne taking in only the oddest of boys.

His under eyes are permanently bruised in the way only insomnia can quite manage. He talks business with the other CEOs like he could do their jobs better than they do, and only the cleverest realise it’s because he could.

He sleeps through school but his grades are perfect. He comes across as antisocial but always seems to have plenty of friends. You would assume him to be the least tragic of Bruce’s boys but then he’ll get that look in his eye and you’ll wonder…

You’ll wonder if he knows everything and then you’ll try not to wonder what it cost him.

(take a look at his scars, maybe you can guess)

~

Then comes Damian Wayne, the blood son.

He fills the chatter of families all over Gotham like none of Bruce’s kids had since Dick. A true son! One made out of old Brucie’s blood and flesh and bone! Surely this one might be liked as well as his father?

He is not.

In his first TV appearance he insults the interviewer. Then the audience. Then Gotham in general and the people know their city is the dark thing that lurks in the shadows but it’s theirs.

He looks down on people in a way that’s almost otherworldly, a level of contempt you would think impossible if not for having seen it in the twist of the child’s brow. At first he even shares it for his brothers, turning his nose up at them in same way he does everything else in the city.

The only thing he doesn’t appear to hate with his whole four foot being is his father.

Damian’s scorn for his brothers softens with time, growing into a respect you would think endearing if the kid wouldn’t clearly break your kneecaps if you called him cute. But from the moment he arrives in Gotham it’s clear he loves his father, and even if no one can say they took to the kid at first, at least there was always one aspect in which they could find kinship.

~

Everyone in Gotham loves Bruce Wayne, especially his kids. And even if Gotham finds them a little odd, at least they have something in common.

i need a movie that makes me feel exactly what twin fantasy does

It's a good thing people can grow out of hate. I hope one day you look back on your bigotry in shame and choose to be a kinder, better person

tell that to the tras sending me death threats lololol