Red Tornado - Blog Posts

For day two of the JSA Week:

The Original Red Tornado! (And her ugly fucking child sidekicks. Not a fan of those two)

Love Ma Hunkel and her... unique costume. I also love how loaded her character is in terms of gender expression and identity. Obviously that probably wasn't their originally goal in 1940, but she is one of the first "cross dressing" superheroes. I think that's carried on in her story and expanded on as we progress. And if it's not, it should be.

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The only ones with a brain cell.

Reading 90's Young justice be like

I've done a list of my favorite villisns now let's do some of my favorite heros.

Batman- we all like batman

Green lantern(Hal Jordan)- Green lantern is a very unique hero.

Green lantern(Guy Gardner)- I love how all the other lanterns act all noble and kind and here comes this jack off acting all goofy and not takeing anything serious. Guy is an asshole and a smart ass, just an ass over all, but a funny ass.

Green Arrow- he's all dark and brooding, but breaks charicter at times to be funny(or to be a smart ass). A horde of guys carrying machine guns come running at this guy and he takes them all out with a bow. Dude glued boxing gloves to the ends of his arrows and just shoots at people, coolest punches ever thrown. He has impressive skills and he is a total bad ass.

Plastic Man- this one needs no explanation because we all love him too.

Elongated Man- basically a smarter plastic man, he's another funny stretchy dude.

Deadman- dude be floating around takeing control of people. Dude used to work in the circus until, surprise he died. Basically he's more proof that DC single handly ruined the circus because everyone just be dien at the circus. I also feel this dude deserves a movie.

Red Tornado- for some weird ass reason a logical cold robot is amazing

This is my list so far like the last one it can change.

YJ98 as stupid shit my friends and I have said

Fic

"May the odds be ever in your fucking favor YOU HAVE AUTISM" -Bart to Tim

"I feel like a husband finding out his wife is pregnant for the fourth time" -Kon

"And I thought those plumber porn videos were lies" "WHAT?" "Being in here is making me realize all those awkward angles aren't unrealistic" -Cassie and Cissie

"That sounds like a drag queen prostitute or a Wreck it Ralph villain that is a little too cunty to be straight" -Bart (probably about Slobo)

"Men are weird, THAT man deserves to be studied under close observation" -Red Tornado about Bart

"I thought macaroons were a fruit no joke" -Bart

"Alright streetwalker put the money makers away we're going to see GOD" -Anita to Cassie

"Ah yes before the time travel but after the world-ending apocalypse" -Kon

"Why do you have so much-autism" -Kon to Tim

"He will have to bestie up with Jesus Christ, and I'm JEWISH. Do you know hard you have to partner up with someone else's god?!" -Tim

"Oh boy 800 mg ibuprofen and chocolate cake, truly the food of kings" -Greta to Tim