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Ride The Cyclone Mischa - Blog Posts
Mischa , struggling to keep upright in their 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me
Noel, pointing at them and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.
Jane: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
Mischa: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents
Ocean: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you
Noel: Actually I did the math, Mischa would have $225, not $0.15.
Mischa: Fam I’m right here....
Ricky: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)
Jane: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?
Ricky: Sorry I only have a dollar
Jane: :(
Ocean: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Mischa would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent
Ricky: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice
Constance: You can buy anything you want with $22,500
Ocean: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice
Constance: Apply juice to what
Ricky: Directly to the forehead
Noel: Great chat everyone
Mischa had e-sex in Ukrainian on Twitter
More random RTC thoughts:
Ocean would be the type of girl to describe herself as “quirky”
If Mischa was American he would be from New York City