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Robin X Nancy - Blog Posts
Nancy: Are you sure this is the right direction?
Steve: Certainly, I’m as sure as I am honest
Robin: In that case, we’re definitely lost.
Nancy: Can you please be serious for five minutes?
Robin: My record is four, but I think I can do it.
Robin: What do you call a fish with no eye?
Nancy, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons.
Robin: …
Robin: Fsh.
Nancy: Three words. Say them and I’m yours.
Robin: Three words
Nancy:…
Robin: Just a heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and it will become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you’ll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this.
Nancy: What did you do?
Robin: IT WAS A MISTAKE!
Steve: Two years ago, I married my best friend.
Steve: Nancy is still mad about it, but Robin and I were drunk and we thought it was funny
Robin: Did Nancy just tell me she loves me for the first time?
Steve: Yes, she did.
Robin: *panicking* And did I just do finger guns back!?!
Steve: Yes, you did.
Robin: Due to personal reasons, I will be leaving Hawkins and moving to an undisclosed location. Max: Did Nancy say 'I love you' and you said 'Thanks'? Robin: THE REASONS ARE PERSONAL–
Nancy, pointing to the wall: What color is this? Steve: Gray. Eddie: Grey. Nancy, turning to Robin: Now tell them what color you think it is. Robin: Dark white.
Dustin: Robin is late again.
Steve: How did this happen? I called her at 8 o’clock this morning and pretended it was 11.
Eddie: I printed up a fake schedule for her saying we were starting at 9 instead of noon.
Nancy: I set her clock to say PM when it’s really AM.
Dustin: Oh boy. We may have overdone it.
*Robin bursts through the door*
Robin: WHAT TIME IS IT!?!
Steve : You were stabbed. Do you remember anything?
Nancy: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital.
Steve : That wasn't an ambulance, I drove you.
Nancy: But I heard a siren.
Eddie: That was Robin.
Robin: Sorry, I got nervous
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Stranger Things + Textposts (pt ?)
Eddie: Ok, so, nickname for Nancy, what are we thinking? Personally, I'm leaning towards "Ripley". Badass, fierce, and a good soul. Yeah?
Steve: Come on man, it's gotta be "Hotshot".
Nancy: Really? The best you could come up with is "Hotshot"?
Steve: It's accurate! You're an attractive woman and your aim with a gun is amazing!
Robin: I'd call her "Mommy".
Eddie, Steve, and Nancy: *All slowly turn towards Robin*
Robin: *Hit with realisation* Oh... I said that out loud... Didn't I?
Nancy: *With THOSE dom eyes* Oh yeah you did.
Nancy: you’re a lying, cheating piece of shit! you’re not the woman i married!
Robin: fine, we’ll get a divorce then! and i am taking Steve with me!
Steve, slowly sliding the monopoly board away from them: i think it’s time we stopped playing